ottonymos
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Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
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can't be happy but i can smoke enough weed to forget how to breathe
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can't be happy but i can smoke enough weed to forget how to breathe
Hollow Knight 3
The council has pondered your fate, stink-ass knock off ladybug, and it has been decided you will be released into the winter wastes. May your God treat you with more mercy than we have.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hollow Knight 3
Inhumane Mechanical Jelqing will be the name of my new folk-punk trio
tastiness doesn't excuse cruelty. most factory farms use inhumane mechanical jelqing practices on their birds; some turkeys end up with foreskins so large they can't even walk
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Inhumane Mechanical Jelqing will be the name of my new folk-punk trio
A happy thought: a lot of the biggest shitheels seem to live juuuust long enough to be pardoned/freed/whatever by their masters, and while it is bad in-and-of-itself that they get to die feeling vindicated, I do think it means Giuliani is terminally ill and will be dead within a month
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A happy thought: a lot of the biggest shitheels seem to live juuuust long enough to be pardoned/freed/whatever by their masters, and while it is bad in-and-of-itself that they get to die feeling vindicated, I do think it means Giuliani is terminally ill and will be dead within a month
Article 1 of the post-war constitution:
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Article 1 of the post-war constitution:
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
There shall be a single-term limit for all elected offices.
BUT, you're on the ballot twice: first time determines if you hold office, second time's a referendum that determines if you retire to a cushy advisory position or get buried alive in a septic tank
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight
Wonderful news, Reviewbrah and Steve Buscemi have had a red-headed stepchild together. Do not question the logic of this.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wonderful news, Reviewbrah and Steve Buscemi have had a red-headed stepchild together. Do not question the logic of this.
more like grand theft auto sixever amirite
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
more like grand theft auto sixever amirite
This is the only legitimate form of youtube content
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is the only legitimate form of youtube content
What America actually looks like
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What America actually looks like
Christian nationalism is like those mobile game ads that show someone being utterly incompetent at gameplay, in that I want to become a Christian just to one-up these dinguses by embodying compassion and humanism
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Christian nationalism is like those mobile game ads that show someone being utterly incompetent at gameplay, in that I want to become a Christian just to one-up these dinguses by embodying compassion and humanism
fuckyoumean good thing happen
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
fuckyoumean good thing happen
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When you smell the onions and the mustard
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When you smell the onions and the mustard
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This market is a soap bubble and we all know it. Claims of the capacity to obviate or automate human labor are absurd. We know this. But that won’t stop them from disrupting labor markets and, with them, human lives. pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This market is a soap bubble and we all know it. Claims of the capacity to obviate or automate human labor are absurd. We know this. But that won’t stop them from disrupting labor markets and, with them, human lives. pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...
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"ya see, this game is kinda like RimWorld, it's a story generator"
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"ya see, this game is kinda like RimWorld, it's a story generator"
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bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao
My soul aches. Anyone else's souls ache?
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My soul aches. Anyone else's souls ache?
i honestly don't care about thanksgiving, i think halloween should continue through to december 1st
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
i honestly don't care about thanksgiving, i think halloween should continue through to december 1st
Sorry, I just don't see what the problem is. I would totally socialize with skeletons.
Me and my army of skeletons, marching across the land seizing the means of production, socializing food production, housing, and medicine, freeing our skeltal comrades from the meatprisons of the fascists
Me and my army of skeletons, marching across the land seizing the means of production, socializing food production, housing, and medicine, freeing our skeltal comrades from the meatprisons of the fascists
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sorry, I just don't see what the problem is. I would totally socialize with skeletons.
Me and my army of skeletons, marching across the land seizing the means of production, socializing food production, housing, and medicine, freeing our skeltal comrades from the meatprisons of the fascists
Me and my army of skeletons, marching across the land seizing the means of production, socializing food production, housing, and medicine, freeing our skeltal comrades from the meatprisons of the fascists
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A lot of the business failures of the games industry are really rooted in this desire to create a product that dominates the market. The recent Amazon thing really highlights that: they wanted to create a product that outperformed Steam, but they didn't understand Steam or what the audience wanted.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
A lot of the business failures of the games industry are really rooted in this desire to create a product that dominates the market. The recent Amazon thing really highlights that: they wanted to create a product that outperformed Steam, but they didn't understand Steam or what the audience wanted.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese's Peanus Butter Cups
Reese's Peanus Butter Cups
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Reese's Peanus Butter Cups
Reese's Peanus Butter Cups