ottonymos
@ottonymos.bsky.social
Cat pictures and inane bullshit in the antebellum capitalist hellscape
"But I think that was only true the year I married her!"
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"But I think that was only true the year I married her!"
new nightmare blunt rotation just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
new nightmare blunt rotation just dropped
it also looks like the faceplate is changeable? i mean yeah i would also just go with stickers and stuff, but the option is nice
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
it also looks like the faceplate is changeable? i mean yeah i would also just go with stickers and stuff, but the option is nice
"Sir, a 3,487,395th Joke Understander has hit the timeline"
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Sir, a 3,487,395th Joke Understander has hit the timeline"
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A friend took me fishing for mer-folk once. We caught one wearing shoes on its fins, but my buddy said we had to chuck it back.
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Her first name is actually spelled Lure-a because in her true form she uses a bioluminescent lure to trick drowsy humans reaching for a nightlight
This is the only legitimate form of youtube content
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is the only legitimate form of youtube content
What America actually looks like
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What America actually looks like
holy crap there are like, news articles from major sources that are internally inconsistent. it's like we're watching a mandela happen in real-time
![duckduckgo results for 'curtis "silwa"'
Meet the candidate: Curtis Sliwa - ny1.com
Curtis Sliwa makes his case to be next mayor of New York City Curtis Sliwa receives Republican Party endorsements for mayor Here is Sliwa's X profile. Here is Silwa's campaign profile.
Curtis Silwa - The Polling Place
As NY's mayor, Silwa will work to have all kids have an equal access to good education. If elected, he would work to reopen NY schools, create smaller class sizes, increase after school programs, increase the amount of gifted/advance classes, expand vocational training, expand the number of school choices for families, and more.
Curtis Sliwa has a point: Voters want conviction — and it's shaping ...
Republican nominee Curtis Silwa has refused to drop out of the NYC mayoral race. Emmy Park Pressure is building on Republican mayoral nominee Curtis Sliwa to drop his long-shot quest for Gracie ...
Curtis Silwa Faces MAGA Backlash After Debate
Key Takeaways • Pro-Trump and MAGA voices slammed Curtis Silwa after his debate showings. • Silwa is the lone Republican in a three-way New York City mayor race. • Critics say he failed to praise Donald Trump and risks helping socialist Zohran Mamdani. • Calls grow for Curtis Silwa to drop out to avoid splitting […]
Bloomberg Talks: Curtis Silwa - Bloomberg
Curtis Sliwa, founder and CEO of the Guardian Angels and NYC Mayoral candidate speaks on running for the city's mayoral race with Bloomberg's Tom[...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:icdmb5k77eyxj5rkj7owwjvt/bafkreign7so374mn62s2nci6e4o5wsykmgbxvrye35pztnryqsjsccztdy@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
holy crap there are like, news articles from major sources that are internally inconsistent. it's like we're watching a mandela happen in real-time
Daylight time is dumb bullshit, but skepticism here is totally warranted. The CDC estimates 795k strokes per year, and saying that 300k of these are due to DST is its own form of dumb bullshit.
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Daylight time is dumb bullshit, but skepticism here is totally warranted. The CDC estimates 795k strokes per year, and saying that 300k of these are due to DST is its own form of dumb bullshit.
"ya see, this game is kinda like RimWorld, it's a story generator"
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"ya see, this game is kinda like RimWorld, it's a story generator"
I can't believe we're doin' Raptor memes in 2025, but I'm all for it
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I can't believe we're doin' Raptor memes in 2025, but I'm all for it
i am actually genuinely sorry for this
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i am actually genuinely sorry for this
Game-breaking, CPU-melting damage/particle output is one of my favorite things in videogames. My current top rank goes to Noita, where-
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Game-breaking, CPU-melting damage/particle output is one of my favorite things in videogames. My current top rank goes to Noita, where-
imma screenshot it cause hopefully this trash taken out
October 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
imma screenshot it cause hopefully this trash taken out
noooooooooo i regret everything this is horrible
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
noooooooooo i regret everything this is horrible
you ever go to google something and just pause in trepidation
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
you ever go to google something and just pause in trepidation
🎶 We've got the BIGGEST 🎶
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
🎶 We've got the BIGGEST 🎶