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willow
@oshellwott.bsky.social
· Nov 19
i am loving bluesky but i think i should probably also try to touch grass a little more as a substitute for twitter
this is not going well for anyone wondering
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i think i’m getting pretty good at watering this hollow wood
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i think i’m getting pretty good at watering this hollow wood
no, sorry, tomorrow won’t work for me. i’ll be considering the sparrow during that time
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
no, sorry, tomorrow won’t work for me. i’ll be considering the sparrow during that time
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Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
i’m the one who manifested this. sorry everyone.
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i’m the one who manifested this. sorry everyone.
i had a dream last night that the first 2028 primary debate was being held in my city but i started freaking tf out because i couldn’t find the venue and it had already started
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i had a dream last night that the first 2028 primary debate was being held in my city but i started freaking tf out because i couldn’t find the venue and it had already started
2002 must have been such a good year for new year’s eve glasses
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
2002 must have been such a good year for new year’s eve glasses
does anybody want to be oomfs? is there anybody out there in this cold dark world. fuck my chungus life bro
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
does anybody want to be oomfs? is there anybody out there in this cold dark world. fuck my chungus life bro
i never had a homestuck phase as a chronically-on-twitter teenager and maybe that’s why i’m not cooler as an adult. also, what is homestuck.
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i never had a homestuck phase as a chronically-on-twitter teenager and maybe that’s why i’m not cooler as an adult. also, what is homestuck.
i need to start posting on here more often and browsing the feed on here less often
October 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i need to start posting on here more often and browsing the feed on here less often
every time you look into a field of work the discourse around it is like “there are no jobs a degree in this is useless if you want to work in this field sell your son and pay someone to let you do it”
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
every time you look into a field of work the discourse around it is like “there are no jobs a degree in this is useless if you want to work in this field sell your son and pay someone to let you do it”
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new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line
September 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line
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if this were the 50s I would have been lobotomized like 15 thousand posts ago
September 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
if this were the 50s I would have been lobotomized like 15 thousand posts ago
i love being at the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i love being at the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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uptown cannot funk you up here. this is a safe space
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
uptown cannot funk you up here. this is a safe space
wait what happens to conjoined twins when only one of them is christian
only half of CatDog got raptured. it's not a pretty sight
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
wait what happens to conjoined twins when only one of them is christian
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
June 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.