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willow
@oshellwott.bsky.social
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Making Good Jokes Since 2026
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annie edison from community with a speech bubble
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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@thememos.bsky.social MERRY CHRISTMAS LOOK WHAT I GOT
avril lavigne funko pop 425
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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arguably my favorite christian worship music line lol
genius card from the song “one trick pony” by mercy me that says “if i hear just one more time that i should try and be more open-minded, i think i just might scream”
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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screenshot of a bluesky interaction. one person says “They’re gonna find him guilty and sentence him to community service and a fine of one dollar” reply: “but he already did community service”
December 10, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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screenshot from a website that shows holidays happening today. this one is a picture of a baby with the title “Flynn Timothy Stocklin’s Birthday” subtitle: “Find out everything there is to know about this young celebrity and his family”
December 10, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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i was listening to podcasts about biden dropping out 😭
Spotify wrapped screenshot showing that my biggest listening day was July 21 with 337 minutes
December 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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south korean president yoon suk yeol
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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these babies are FLYING off the shelves!!
very dusty sunglasses display
December 3, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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nandor the relentless with speech bubble
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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yayyyy
my bluesky circle, generated by @skircle.bsky.social. my pfp is in the middle and there are three rings of pfps surrounding me, the innermost ring is people i interact with most. featuring: @internethippo.bsky.social @theonion.com @celah.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social @thememos.bsky.social @zachsilberberg.bsky.social @pixelatedboat.bsky.social @jonbois.bsky.social @livagar.bsky.social @pfrazee.com @ygrene.bsky.social @tweetpotato314.bsky.social @taylorlorenz.bsky.social @safety.bsky.app @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @yogabapentin.bsky.social @nerdjpg.com @cait.bsky.social @nocontroller.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social @magickfart.bsky.social @popbase.tv @frogs4girls.bsky.social @hausofdecline.bsky.social @junlper.beer @vanoreo.bsky.social @kenklippenstein.bsky.social @wifesucker.bsky.social @mollyjongfast.bsky.social @tallbart.com @andyrichter.co @panic.gay @cockremover.bsky.social @leftatlondon.bsky.social @phillewis.bsky.social @jtp.bsky.social @fesshole.bsky.social @jphillll.bsky.social @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social @feldfrog.bsky.social @osmote.net @bencollins.bsky.social @darthlux.bsky.social @whatatimepod.bsky.social @why.bsky.team @computergay.bsky.social @ikoiko.bsky.social @www.jrrjokien.com @cassie.meangirls.online
November 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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oh my god
Steve Kornacki on MSNBC doing his election map thing except the screen is showing a list of most popular dog breeds. he’s getting really into it. i think he needed this Steve Kornacki on MSNBC doing his election map thing except the screen is showing a list of most popular dog breeds. he’s getting really into it. i think he needed this
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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this shit gets serious
episode screenshot showing my gf asking my character “Babe, did you just throw a bagel at me?” another episode screenshot showing my character saying “I know, Mom. Joshua 1:9.”
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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yesterday
text to my partner that says “okay you need to talk me out of spending more money on this game i’ve already spent $5 and it’s only going to get worse”
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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been playing this game called “boss life 3D” recently. it’s just the same fifteen or so minigames on repeat but sometimes it’s just nice to be able to turn your brain off and shoot a money gun at people
boss life 3D splash screen showing a boss guy standing in front of a stack of money. there are two employees behind him. one of them is waving and the other one is flying away in a rocket powered office chair that appears nowhere in the actual game. the animation quality is not exactly the greatest thing ever
November 23, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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muted the coworker groupchat
breaking chains sunset meme
November 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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NO!!!!! 😭
google search result showing that google+ closed on april 2nd, 2019
November 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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it’s good to know that really funny things can still happen
notification saying that matt gaetz has withdrawn his nomination for A.G.
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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shrek
November 21, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO WOODROW WILSON MENTIONED
Dr. President Woodrow Wilson, PhD
November 21, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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have you guys seen the angry birds 2 main menu. who did they hire for this. how do i get to the GAME
eight bird cards in the middle of the screen. some are unlocked, some are locked. there are four unlabeled icons on the bottom of the screen and five on the right side and four in the bottom right corner. no button anywhere that says “play” or anything remotely close to that. the only two things with labels say “Hat Shop” and “Crash Birdson” which is super helpful. fuck
November 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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thinking about washington’s natural hair
1931 painting of george washington by Ralph Ludwig Boyer. he appears to have ginger hair that blends into brown
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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“MY DICK IN BIO”
george w bush
November 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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between two ferns screenshot showing Zach Galifianakis asking “is it as fun as it sounds or is there a downside?”
November 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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HOLYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTT
screenshot of my profile
November 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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they let this guy get away with being called john mayor and nobody batted an eye!
john mayer holding a guitar
November 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM