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My life’s an amphicheiral knot
Upon a liquid vortex wrought

Reader, hillwalker, aspirant storyteller, failed scientist, recovering pedant (with occasional relapses), James Clerk Maxwell disciple, old enough to have worked with punched cards.
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The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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AI-assisted writing in 1716. #skystorians
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Priti Patel has called the UK's return to the Erasmus student exchange scheme a ‘betrayal of Brexit’. Or in translation: ‘a good idea’
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Clear Winter Night by Carol Collette.
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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30 yrs ago; Dec 14, 1995 – Monbiot nails it with “it’s happening” article, after release of 2nd IPCC report.

The “data should be enough to throw us all into a muck sweat.”

Atmospheric CO2 was roughly 361ppm. As of 2025 it is 425ppm,

allouryesterdays.info/2024/12/14/d...
December 14, 1995 - Monbiot nails it with "it's happening" article - All Our Yesterdays
Twenty nine years ago, on this day, December 14th, 1995, George Monbiot wrote in Guardian “It’s Happening” As memories of the scorching summer are soothed away by snow, the 600 water tankers trundling...
allouryesterdays.info
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Dick Van Dyke is 100 years old tomorrow.
I hope he's making the most of his finally night of Lego building.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Sleet How ridge below Grisedale Pike #LakeDistrict
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The Humber Bridge at dawn
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Great Gable #LakeDistrict
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Tiny reindeer from a map of Norway in vol.1 of Joan Blaeu's 11 volume Atlas Major, 1662 #Christmas #Maps
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, the U.K has just generated a record amount of clean, domestic wind energy.

Enough to power 23 million homes!

U.K decarbonisation policy is a recipe for energy security.
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Kingfisher yesterday #WaterofLeith
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Sometimes you find a place-name on a map that has all the hallmarks of having been made-up for the fun of it. I give you Cragged Head in the Lorton Vale.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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"How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but in oneself? There are simply no answers to some of the great pressing questions. You continue to live them out, making your life a worthy expression of leaning into the light." - Barry Lopez
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Charles Addams
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Hoy en "Como lo hacen?"
Visitamos una fábrica de Punkis en china
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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A moment of winter Zen with this black-backed woodpecker working away on a balsam fir. #birds 🌿
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM