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Ornamental matt 🦜
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Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
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ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
I don't know but it always seemed like it was going to happen and that I would become a teacher. Not even for my academic merits which are there but like I think I may part of a small cohort of adults who work with kids who care about the helping them learn to live this world and in their brains.
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 11d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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fawnduu.com
i bought teddy bear eyes to make these baby theropod type things (and white flock)
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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fossilforager.bsky.social
please check out my new isopod stickers :)
A photo of a vibrant orange illustrated sticker sheet featuring colorful isopods doing isopod things (eating a piece of fruit, hiding under a leaf, resting on top of a leaf, crawling around). To the right of the sticker sheet are some of the isopod stickers stuck onto a white sheet.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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kimstramat.bsky.social
She loves that wreath
A gray kitten awkwardly trying to bite a dry grass wreath
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
i swear bryan cranston has a rider in his contracts that guarantee him scenes in tighty whities
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Subway meme: "Ground Control Be Like: Can You Hear Me Major Tom" "My Brother In Christ I'm Floating In A Most Peculiar Way"
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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drjoscience.bsky.social
Happy #WorldAnteaterDay
🐾Anteaters are mammals
🦷They have no teeth
👅They use their long sticky tongues to eat 35,000 ants and termites per day!
🐜The are found in South and Central America (and London Zoo!)
#ScienceIsEverywhere #BeCurious #DrJoScience #LivingThingsAndTheirHabitats #PrimaryScience
Dr Jo feeding an anteater
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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leaftilde.bsky.social
Trying to add MSG to your pot of soup but accidentally add MGS so you have to wait for the hour long cutscene to finish before continuing 😖
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
If I ever did one of those bullshit Ted Talk things my presentation would be about how the guy from the B-52’s could do justice to the DK Rap from Donkey Kong 64 but Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chili Peppers couldn’t
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Titanic Door Scene, but Charlie is in the water and Grandpa Joe is on the floating door.
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Present tense: Seahorse Past tense: Sawhorse
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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cyberbadboy.com
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Oh, and on Friday this little lady has a very much needed grooming appointment, her long luscious locks are matting and I don't have the manual agility anymore to get them untangled myself. Just 40 bucks tho!
Sonya's nose and sweet soulful eyes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: i just saw a girl sitting on a tuffet eating curds

WIFE: no way

ME: no just curds
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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BOOP (@Pettyyyboop) on twitter: "I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he's down."
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Watching what I thought was my delicious looking breakfast go to another table
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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"If you punch a nazi...who's next?" Hopefully more nazis... Why would you - Why would you only punch one? That doesn't seem right... - Aamer Rahman (video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKICKcMU3MU)
November 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
6025 years
datesinmovies.bsky.social Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 6d
Nov 16th - The Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) celebrated 6000 years in business.

📽️📅 Bedazzled (2000)
1 Screenshot from the movie "Bedazzled" (2000): A well-dressed woman with long brown hair and a confident expression walks alongside a casually dressed man who is smiling, in a grand interior with a staircase in the background. The subtitle reads, "On November 16th, I'll have been doing this for 6,000 years,"
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A collection of memes (red scribbles in brain guy, sad guy in bed, vicious circle, are you winning son,) but all of them center around the sentence: "Let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair"
November 9, 2024 at 5:34 PM
ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Huh
spookycutewitch.bsky.social Holidays Jennifer/Aster 🏳️‍⚧️🐧 @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 8d
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
"Kiyo, who was one of the translators, boiled it down very well in the assumption that our Japanese partners had of Samus — that she was not doing it for the money, she was being very altruistic. And I think he rolled out the term 'motherly'. She was caring for people, what she was doing was literally out of the goodness of her heart, because she deeply cared about humanity. Which was as far away from Boba Fett as you can get. I never would have equated Samus with the definition of an altruistic motherly influence, given that she had the title of 'bounty hunter'... We were just looking at Kiyo as he was describing this, like, are we even on the same planet??"
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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noncompliantcyborg.bsky.social
It’s baby octopus season 🐙🦑

Saw this little guy last night with the Salish Sea School in Anacortes, WA as part of their free community dock walk I volunteer as an interpreter for.

We can tell it is a giant pacific octopus from the single line of chromatophores on each arm.
Four shots of a baby giant pacific octopus bouncing around
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Get in here shadowrun nerds this is extra relevant for you weirdos lol
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7d
Part 140 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

Roman anthropomorphic dice in the form of squatting figures. The silver dice work much like conventional dice, with their various sides numbered with 1 to 6 dots. 1st century CE
Silver dudes squatting filled with holes
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM