Ornamental matt 🦜
ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Ornamental matt 🦜
@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm a fucking artist
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.

I'll eat just about anything.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Well that's ominous
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Artist quote with your fanart
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got this from a friend in response to the news
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
September 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow someone else
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
August 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
My experience of the last couple days
August 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
There was something about being distracted in the questions, and this crunchy af loose lost dog adopted me so I stopped going home and got side tracked getting him back to his people
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I have found a lost dog, which I can only assume is Fry's dog
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Behold me works ye mighty and crap your own pants
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Knock yourself out on that one
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet
August 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You'd be tapping into a proud American tradition
August 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Jfc
August 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Don't you see batman? You can cannot stop me because I cannot allow my Nora to remain in this frozen state unable to speak.
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Going through my sketch book to find illustrations I want to do in a red-figures pottery style and I come across this Gem from my 'lockdown' period when NFT scams were kicking off.

Damn insane me is funny.
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I'm funny
August 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM