Ornamental matt 🦜
@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
I'm a fucking artist
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm a fucking artist
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.
I'll eat just about anything.
I'll eat just about anything.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.
I'll eat just about anything.
I'll eat just about anything.
Well that's ominous
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Well that's ominous
Artist quote with your fanart
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Artist quote with your fanart
Got this from a friend in response to the news
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Got this from a friend in response to the news
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow someone else
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow someone else
My experience of the last couple days
August 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My experience of the last couple days
There was something about being distracted in the questions, and this crunchy af loose lost dog adopted me so I stopped going home and got side tracked getting him back to his people
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There was something about being distracted in the questions, and this crunchy af loose lost dog adopted me so I stopped going home and got side tracked getting him back to his people
I have found a lost dog, which I can only assume is Fry's dog
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I have found a lost dog, which I can only assume is Fry's dog
Behold me works ye mighty and crap your own pants
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Behold me works ye mighty and crap your own pants
Knock yourself out on that one
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Knock yourself out on that one
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet
August 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No cheating, post the last photo of your pet
You'd be tapping into a proud American tradition
August 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You'd be tapping into a proud American tradition
Don't you see batman? You can cannot stop me because I cannot allow my Nora to remain in this frozen state unable to speak.
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Don't you see batman? You can cannot stop me because I cannot allow my Nora to remain in this frozen state unable to speak.
Going through my sketch book to find illustrations I want to do in a red-figures pottery style and I come across this Gem from my 'lockdown' period when NFT scams were kicking off.
Damn insane me is funny.
Damn insane me is funny.
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Going through my sketch book to find illustrations I want to do in a red-figures pottery style and I come across this Gem from my 'lockdown' period when NFT scams were kicking off.
Damn insane me is funny.
Damn insane me is funny.
