Falsifiable Statement Enthusiast
@ontariobanderas.bsky.social
your replyblock just lets me know i got you
ACAB includes mothers against drunk driving
ACAB includes mothers against drunk driving
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that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
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I see the world with clarity btw
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I see the world with clarity btw
bill pencil is good, idn why certain mostly sane people keep telling me he’s bad
a visibly ailing president alternates between funneling billions to cronies and his children, dozing off during paeans to his own genius, going on shocking white supremacist tirades about the need to expel ethnic groups from the us, and building monuments to himself
US media: next, the jobs report
US media: next, the jobs report
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
bill pencil is good, idn why certain mostly sane people keep telling me he’s bad
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They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
lmao this was great
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
lmao this was great
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the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
Is it possible that there are now issues where I am to the right of Bill Kristol??
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
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"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is the sort of slogan that shows up at a weekly all hands to indicate you need to drop everything and work on your resumé.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is the sort of slogan that shows up at a weekly all hands to indicate you need to drop everything and work on your resumé.
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Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
america is just as backwards and archaic as saudi arabia, change my view
So getting a lot of questions about this, basically, Bergen County is one of the last counties in the United States that has a Sunday closing law which bans the sale of electronics, clothes, etc., but it does not apply to groceries, so Costco is open, but any non-groceries look like this:
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
america is just as backwards and archaic as saudi arabia, change my view
new inverse kramer just dropped
I read all the bubble takes but I’m still buying stocks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
new inverse kramer just dropped
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i’m overflowcore
i’m vimmaxing
i just bought an oreily book
i turned off autocomplete so i could really what im laying down
i’m vimmaxing
i just bought an oreily book
i turned off autocomplete so i could really what im laying down
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i’m overflowcore
i’m vimmaxing
i just bought an oreily book
i turned off autocomplete so i could really what im laying down
i’m vimmaxing
i just bought an oreily book
i turned off autocomplete so i could really what im laying down
missing cumtown rn
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
missing cumtown rn
chilling at the airport bar is worse than being packed into the tube??
unthinkable, i cannot understand this preference
unthinkable, i cannot understand this preference
it's mostly the airport that's unpleasant. once you're on the plane it's fine
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
chilling at the airport bar is worse than being packed into the tube??
unthinkable, i cannot understand this preference
unthinkable, i cannot understand this preference
the most american thing ever (derogatory)
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the most american thing ever (derogatory)
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🚨 BREAKING: new genetic simulations reveal that Hitler was gay
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
🚨 BREAKING: new genetic simulations reveal that Hitler was gay
this is a majority opinion and the only reason it doesn’t happen is because elites are trying to use it to enslave the world
I'm biased here but it strengthens my belief that global scale algorithmic social media is one of the worst inventions in human history. I'd delete it off the face of the earth without a second's hesitation
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is a majority opinion and the only reason it doesn’t happen is because elites are trying to use it to enslave the world
FWIW i don’t think “an LLM’s output reflected its training data” is a surprising finding, or one that has any relation to human exposure to social media because humans and LLMs operate completely differently
an LLM is not a psychological model of a human!
not even a little!
an LLM is not a psychological model of a human!
not even a little!
not surprising that it's easy to give an LLM Twitter brain poisoning
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
FWIW i don’t think “an LLM’s output reflected its training data” is a surprising finding, or one that has any relation to human exposure to social media because humans and LLMs operate completely differently
an LLM is not a psychological model of a human!
not even a little!
an LLM is not a psychological model of a human!
not even a little!
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If Diddy was working on behalf of a government that was calling itself a black ethnostate engaged in a widespread blackmail of elites and he loved to brag to his victims about how he had perfect black genetics and is on the record saying his genes are superior and need to be shared amap?
Probably!
Probably!
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If Diddy was working on behalf of a government that was calling itself a black ethnostate engaged in a widespread blackmail of elites and he loved to brag to his victims about how he had perfect black genetics and is on the record saying his genes are superior and need to be shared amap?
Probably!
Probably!
this, but unironically
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this, but unironically
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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this take is the greatest thing i’ve ever harvested off tw*tter
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this take is the greatest thing i’ve ever harvested off tw*tter