Stuart Turner
@onlyonet.bsky.social
End of level boss at video games company. Mostly bitching about sporting/political/life disappointment in general. Profile pic is about 20 years old but I don’t take selfies as I'm over 45, not an aunt on Facebook and i cant find my old twitter one.
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … Thomas Tuchel adapting to life in the impossible job
Our cartoonist on the German’s winning start and the scrutiny that comes with being England’s new head coach
www.theguardian.com
March 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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If your restaurant is going to focus on small plates, for the love of god please make your tables big enough for lots of tiny plates and everyone's drinks and stuff. Or, you know, just give me a proper meal.
March 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If your restaurant is going to focus on small plates, for the love of god please make your tables big enough for lots of tiny plates and everyone's drinks and stuff. Or, you know, just give me a proper meal.
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Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?
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Autoglass repair, autoglass replace
February 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Autoglass repair, autoglass replace
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In 2019 Nigel Farage's Brexit Party voted against plans to tackle Russian propaganda, calling claims of Russian interference "scare stories"
One of his MEPs was Nathan Gill, who has just been accused in court of taking bribes in exchange for defending Russia in the European Parliament
One of his MEPs was Nathan Gill, who has just been accused in court of taking bribes in exchange for defending Russia in the European Parliament
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In 2019 Nigel Farage's Brexit Party voted against plans to tackle Russian propaganda, calling claims of Russian interference "scare stories"
One of his MEPs was Nathan Gill, who has just been accused in court of taking bribes in exchange for defending Russia in the European Parliament
One of his MEPs was Nathan Gill, who has just been accused in court of taking bribes in exchange for defending Russia in the European Parliament
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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It's amazing how music can transport you to another place.
For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.
For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.
January 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's amazing how music can transport you to another place.
For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.
For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.
"We're concerned Tiktok is too close to the Chinese government, ...but also we'll come after you if you dare to regulate any of our social media companies who who all involved in branches of the US government"
January 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"We're concerned Tiktok is too close to the Chinese government, ...but also we'll come after you if you dare to regulate any of our social media companies who who all involved in branches of the US government"
Irony of Brewdog boss complaining of staff lacking drive and not wanting to work all the time having made his fortune out of people not working 🤷🏼♂️
January 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Irony of Brewdog boss complaining of staff lacking drive and not wanting to work all the time having made his fortune out of people not working 🤷🏼♂️
Hardly looking into a crystal ball to pick someone who one has of the best selling albums of 2024. Top ten singles, sold out large venues, was nominated for 6 Grammys and even turned up in my most played in Spotify Wrapped as the "BBC Sound of 2025" an award that was for future breakout stars.
January 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hardly looking into a crystal ball to pick someone who one has of the best selling albums of 2024. Top ten singles, sold out large venues, was nominated for 6 Grammys and even turned up in my most played in Spotify Wrapped as the "BBC Sound of 2025" an award that was for future breakout stars.
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Google and a convicted Corgi murderer, says that fact-checking is biased.
January 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Google and a convicted Corgi murderer, says that fact-checking is biased.
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Calling all hunters, from veterans to newcomers! As we head towards Monster Hunter Wilds, join us Dec 16 for a special video welcoming you to the awe-inspiring Monster Hunter universe.
Daisy Ridley narrates & walks you through this intro, focusing on series history.
Daisy Ridley narrates & walks you through this intro, focusing on series history.
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Calling all hunters, from veterans to newcomers! As we head towards Monster Hunter Wilds, join us Dec 16 for a special video welcoming you to the awe-inspiring Monster Hunter universe.
Daisy Ridley narrates & walks you through this intro, focusing on series history.
Daisy Ridley narrates & walks you through this intro, focusing on series history.
All the music in the current charts sounds like it’s taken from a Dawson creek episode from 1998
December 11, 2024 at 9:21 PM
All the music in the current charts sounds like it’s taken from a Dawson creek episode from 1998
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when I've not played any games in a while: ooohhh I miss gaming! it's so fun! why haven't I played in so long! I love it so much!
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
when I've not played any games in a while: ooohhh I miss gaming! it's so fun! why haven't I played in so long! I love it so much!
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
I love the term “leaving by mutual agreement”
“Here is a bag full of cash, can you please fuck off and never come back”
“Sure”
“Here is a bag full of cash, can you please fuck off and never come back”
“Sure”
December 8, 2024 at 10:54 AM
I love the term “leaving by mutual agreement”
“Here is a bag full of cash, can you please fuck off and never come back”
“Sure”
“Here is a bag full of cash, can you please fuck off and never come back”
“Sure”
Skeleton Crew is the second best thing Disney have done with the Star Wars universe after Andor.
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Skeleton Crew is the second best thing Disney have done with the Star Wars universe after Andor.
Might declare martial law so I don’t have to suffer the ignominy of the second half.
December 3, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Might declare martial law so I don’t have to suffer the ignominy of the second half.
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I hope my colleagues take no any offence when I say that "I want to do an escape room and don't want to drink" is the sort of coded message I might use if I had been kidnapped and was trying to signal that I was under duress.
December 1, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I hope my colleagues take no any offence when I say that "I want to do an escape room and don't want to drink" is the sort of coded message I might use if I had been kidnapped and was trying to signal that I was under duress.
Are ice baths still good for you if you don’t take a video of you getting in for social media?
November 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Are ice baths still good for you if you don’t take a video of you getting in for social media?
Enjoying the Greek football coverage having mics on the players singing the national anthem 🙉
November 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Enjoying the Greek football coverage having mics on the players singing the national anthem 🙉
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Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.
November 13, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Jake Paul should have to fight all of these guys before he gets to fight Tyson.