Mythos
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Mythos
@only-a-mythos.bsky.social
✨They/them ✨
25 years old
Queer
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I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff
December 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Oh my gods I’m doing thanksgiving wrong
Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon
November 23, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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What I Support

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
Drumpf Haters 🍊 👨
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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PLAN B IS STILL AVAILABLE ON AMAZON. STOCK UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS. It has a four year shelflife.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Who here likes books?
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Off to go watch a tv show I’ve watched every episode of for the 147th time after just finishing another show I’ve watched 149 times now
November 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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If you're reading this I'm gay
#Promosky #LGBTQ+
November 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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having conversations feel like im playing a visual novel and i keep making the wrong dialogue choices
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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i do not have enough money for the amount of little treats necessary to fix me
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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i have hundreds of hours in Stardew Valley but the one thing i will never do in the game is take the Joja Mart path instead of the community center. i simply cannot bring myself to be that evil even in a fictional setting
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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You forget to eat? That's cute. I forget to breathe
November 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Pineapple belongs on pizza.
November 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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"intuitive eating" feels like such bullshit to me, man

i will NOT be listening to my body, she wants for nothing but cigarettes and cinnamon rolls
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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No matter what happens, he's STILL a convicted felon.

FOREVER.
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM