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About a week ago I got an email about a possible job and the HR person wrote "the early worm gets the bait" and it has been irking me ever since.
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
About a week ago I got an email about a possible job and the HR person wrote "the early worm gets the bait" and it has been irking me ever since.
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How many of the liberals complaining about today's mass shooting even know that the A in AR-15 stands for?
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
How many of the liberals complaining about today's mass shooting even know that the A in AR-15 stands for?
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Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
I think, deep down, I knew it was fake but I wanted to believe.
October 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think, deep down, I knew it was fake but I wanted to believe.
I ran out of pellegrino so now all I have is pelle-γκρινια.
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I ran out of pellegrino so now all I have is pelle-γκρινια.
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Too many funerals lately.
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Too many funerals lately.
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Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina...
"That's just how it is."
September 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina...
"That's just how it is."
Social Security - "That's socialism!"
Debt free education - "That's socialism!"
Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"
Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina...
"That's just how it is."
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Trump trying to send a DM to Pam Bondi but actually posting it on TruthSocial instead raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Trump trying to send a DM to Pam Bondi but actually posting it on TruthSocial instead raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
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TIRED OF WINNING?
You're in luck!
Trump decided to charge $100k for H1B Visas which will suck away all of the international talent from the US & send it straight to our adversaries.
The panic created by this policy that'll destroy our future put people & companies in absolute chaos this weekend!
You're in luck!
Trump decided to charge $100k for H1B Visas which will suck away all of the international talent from the US & send it straight to our adversaries.
The panic created by this policy that'll destroy our future put people & companies in absolute chaos this weekend!
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
TIRED OF WINNING?
You're in luck!
Trump decided to charge $100k for H1B Visas which will suck away all of the international talent from the US & send it straight to our adversaries.
The panic created by this policy that'll destroy our future put people & companies in absolute chaos this weekend!
You're in luck!
Trump decided to charge $100k for H1B Visas which will suck away all of the international talent from the US & send it straight to our adversaries.
The panic created by this policy that'll destroy our future put people & companies in absolute chaos this weekend!
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It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
If I win the lottery I will hire a chef whose job it is to make me various garlic aiolis daily. This will be their only job.
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If I win the lottery I will hire a chef whose job it is to make me various garlic aiolis daily. This will be their only job.
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The National Guardners
September 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The National Guardners
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I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
August 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.
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The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Battle of DC is underway, brave US troops march on the nation’s Capitol, meeting the enemy head on in a desperate struggle against littering. With steel in their hearts and plastic bags in their hands, the troops brave behind enemy lines.
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The difference between Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale.
August 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The difference between Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale.
Still working on it but why do I feel like I might be running out of time? The latter is all in my head.
August 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Still working on it but why do I feel like I might be running out of time? The latter is all in my head.
the prison of other people's opinions.
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the prison of other people's opinions.
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In this Ohio sports bar, Sean still means Casey, not Duffy. But they do know this: If anyone can successfully build a nuclear reactor on the moon, it's a former reality TV star who's afraid to ride the New York subway.
August 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In this Ohio sports bar, Sean still means Casey, not Duffy. But they do know this: If anyone can successfully build a nuclear reactor on the moon, it's a former reality TV star who's afraid to ride the New York subway.
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Sounds about right.
August 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sounds about right.
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Yep, that tracks...😉🤣
August 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yep, that tracks...😉🤣
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August 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I think suddenly becoming a werewolf would be less disruptive to your life than suddenly becoming a vampire.
August 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think suddenly becoming a werewolf would be less disruptive to your life than suddenly becoming a vampire.