Onemantobeat
@onemantobeat.bsky.social
This is where I'd speak very highly of myself or playfully self-deprecate--or do both--but likely botch this bio with indecisiveness...
*footage of kids sledding down a hill; park benches, light poles, brick wall, and fence are at the base of the hill*
Reporter: “THESE KIDS ARE HAVING FUN THIS SNOW DAY”
Reporter: “THESE KIDS ARE HAVING FUN THIS SNOW DAY”
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
*footage of kids sledding down a hill; park benches, light poles, brick wall, and fence are at the base of the hill*
Reporter: “THESE KIDS ARE HAVING FUN THIS SNOW DAY”
Reporter: “THESE KIDS ARE HAVING FUN THIS SNOW DAY”
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Mendoza getting home from the post game celebration, pulling up YouTube, typing in the search bar “vcr repair”, and having a ball
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Mendoza getting home from the post game celebration, pulling up YouTube, typing in the search bar “vcr repair”, and having a ball
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Indiana made em quit. Sad!
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Indiana made em quit. Sad!
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
No one else get hurt pls
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
No one else get hurt pls
Seahawks with no pressure on Hank Hill today. Embarrassing, imo
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Seahawks with no pressure on Hank Hill today. Embarrassing, imo
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Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
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Leave Sam Pittman at Bass Pro. Yikes
September 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Leave Sam Pittman at Bass Pro. Yikes
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
That FG miss was SMELLY
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That FG miss was SMELLY
Wouldn’t “modernizing” the Sports Broadcasting Act would lead to a return of the PPV game model?
September 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wouldn’t “modernizing” the Sports Broadcasting Act would lead to a return of the PPV game model?
Florida’s really doing this.
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Florida’s really doing this.
Texas starting quarterback JD McCoy
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Texas starting quarterback JD McCoy
We made it, y’all. Here’s a cake fitting of this Kinda College Football Saturday.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We made it, y’all. Here’s a cake fitting of this Kinda College Football Saturday.
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Brother we’ve all been there
August 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Brother we’ve all been there
Had a relative on this Indeed Dot Com list last year. www.nytimes.com/athletic/648... All-Geezer College Football Team: A farewell to the COVID-19 eligibility era
Eighth-year seniors, FCS detours and SEC ghosts: This is your 2025 All-Geezer Team
www.nytimes.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Had a relative on this Indeed Dot Com list last year. www.nytimes.com/athletic/648... All-Geezer College Football Team: A farewell to the COVID-19 eligibility era
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why wouldnt i just eat the chicken and make it a 0 minute meal
July 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
why wouldnt i just eat the chicken and make it a 0 minute meal
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Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Pat McAfee, former NFL player, podcaster and college football commentator, has died from eating a car battery. He was 47 years old
*stops cashier, pushes bag away* “No,” [looks into her eyes] “I brought my own bag.” *unfurls sleeping bag and tosses snacks onto it*
July 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
*stops cashier, pushes bag away* “No,” [looks into her eyes] “I brought my own bag.” *unfurls sleeping bag and tosses snacks onto it*
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Yearly reposting of the very real $1499.99 “GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE” fireworks mega pack
July 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yearly reposting of the very real $1499.99 “GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE” fireworks mega pack
I’d feel bad for Arky, but Hunter Henry had to toss that ball back that one time so I just laugh and laugh and laugh
June 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’d feel bad for Arky, but Hunter Henry had to toss that ball back that one time so I just laugh and laugh and laugh
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It’s so bad now. I only ever go over there to do my online banking.
Can’t overstate the extent to which twitter is an open sewer now
June 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It’s so bad now. I only ever go over there to do my online banking.