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@chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
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Oh, you can't enjoy a song in a different language? Clearly you've never watched the EuroTrip opening credits www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGH...
#324- EURO TRIP opening credits
YouTube video by Sam Henderson
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Every person singing on TPUSA has a body shaped like a drum of gyro meat
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The only Boston I respect
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Yes we are watching both the real halftime show and the Bad Bunny one
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Watching the TPUSA halftime to see JD Vance and Erika Kirk get caught kissing like it’s a Coldplay concert
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I say "Sam Darnold" the same way Matt Damon says "Matt Damon" in Team America
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Disgusting Draft Kings garbage just get the fuck off my screen Jesus it’s like a popup ad from 2005
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Puth seems like a slur
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Drake Maye looks to be just a bit tight
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
We are figuring shit out this morning
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If I see you in a Waymo I’m judging you negatively
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Does your preworkout powder honor Christ?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Best case scenario is that it was just to make the most disgusting stew you’ve ever seen
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Sorry I can’t read all this cope from up here at 6’4”
The average US male height is 5'9".

85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.

So by your definition, the average male is short.

Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.

So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
sleepy Bru Bru
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Quick n dirty today. Check the zerchers.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
zercher squatting rn

photo unrelated but it’s me in Hoi An
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This shit sucked so fucking bad
AI slop at the Olympics opening ceremony.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Democrats are a psyop
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
For whoever could use this:
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way
Met Barbara today. She howled at Brutus.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM