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@chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
wondering why Jeffrey Epstein ordered a Clemson pendant from Restoration Hardware in Oct 2010
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
*robot lady voice* New tracksuit acquired
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The Newsome people are insufferable and want a loyalty test now for some reason. Not voting Newsome, Kamala, Shapiro, or fucking Buttigieg.
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Anyone know about filing a restraining order or dnc against someone living in another state? Dm me pls
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
IOC is trash
Ukrainian skeleton athlete Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from the Winter Olympics for wearing a helmet that featured images of Ukrainian athletes killed during the Russian invasion, the IOC said. 🔗 on.wsj.com/3MGByFf
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
So there’s at least one workout program in the Epstein files and it looks like his reps weren’t the only thing he liked in the 12-15 range
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Folks, it’s simply Brutus
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Please please read the quietly devastating opening to the statement his ex gf gives
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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watching figure skating
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Just reading about Liberian President Samuel Doe’s demise. What a wild way for a president to go out. Wouldn’t you hate to see that
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Oh, you can't enjoy a song in a different language? Clearly you've never watched the EuroTrip opening credits www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGH...
#324- EURO TRIP opening credits
YouTube video by Sam Henderson
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Every person singing on TPUSA has a body shaped like a drum of gyro meat
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The only Boston I respect
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Yes we are watching both the real halftime show and the Bad Bunny one
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Watching the TPUSA halftime to see JD Vance and Erika Kirk get caught kissing like it’s a Coldplay concert
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I say "Sam Darnold" the same way Matt Damon says "Matt Damon" in Team America
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Disgusting Draft Kings garbage just get the fuck off my screen Jesus it’s like a popup ad from 2005
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Puth seems like a slur
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Drake Maye looks to be just a bit tight
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
We are figuring shit out this morning
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
If I see you in a Waymo I’m judging you negatively
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Does your preworkout powder honor Christ?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Best case scenario is that it was just to make the most disgusting stew you’ve ever seen
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Sorry I can’t read all this cope from up here at 6’4”
The average US male height is 5'9".

85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.

So by your definition, the average male is short.

Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.

So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM