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Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
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Oh, you can't enjoy a song in a different language? Clearly you've never watched the EuroTrip opening credits www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGH...
#324- EURO TRIP opening credits
YouTube video by Sam Henderson
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February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Oh, you can't enjoy a song in a different language? Clearly you've never watched the EuroTrip opening credits www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGH...
Every person singing on TPUSA has a body shaped like a drum of gyro meat
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Every person singing on TPUSA has a body shaped like a drum of gyro meat
The only Boston I respect
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The only Boston I respect
Yes we are watching both the real halftime show and the Bad Bunny one
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Yes we are watching both the real halftime show and the Bad Bunny one
Watching the TPUSA halftime to see JD Vance and Erika Kirk get caught kissing like it’s a Coldplay concert
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Watching the TPUSA halftime to see JD Vance and Erika Kirk get caught kissing like it’s a Coldplay concert
I say "Sam Darnold" the same way Matt Damon says "Matt Damon" in Team America
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I say "Sam Darnold" the same way Matt Damon says "Matt Damon" in Team America
Disgusting Draft Kings garbage just get the fuck off my screen Jesus it’s like a popup ad from 2005
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Disgusting Draft Kings garbage just get the fuck off my screen Jesus it’s like a popup ad from 2005
Puth seems like a slur
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Puth seems like a slur
Drake Maye looks to be just a bit tight
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Drake Maye looks to be just a bit tight
We are figuring shit out this morning
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We are figuring shit out this morning
If I see you in a Waymo I’m judging you negatively
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
If I see you in a Waymo I’m judging you negatively
Does your preworkout powder honor Christ?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Does your preworkout powder honor Christ?
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Best case scenario is that it was just to make the most disgusting stew you’ve ever seen
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Best case scenario is that it was just to make the most disgusting stew you’ve ever seen
Sorry I can’t read all this cope from up here at 6’4”
The average US male height is 5'9".
85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.
So by your definition, the average male is short.
Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.
So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
85% of American males are less than 6 feet tall.
So by your definition, the average male is short.
Only 1% of American males are 6'4" or taller.
So by that:
Very Short: < 5'5"
Short: 5'6" - 5'7"
Normal: 5'8" - 5'10"
Tall: 5'11" - 6-1"
Very tall: > 6'2"
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sorry I can’t read all this cope from up here at 6’4”
Quick n dirty today. Check the zerchers.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quick n dirty today. Check the zerchers.
zercher squatting rn
photo unrelated but it’s me in Hoi An
photo unrelated but it’s me in Hoi An
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
zercher squatting rn
photo unrelated but it’s me in Hoi An
photo unrelated but it’s me in Hoi An
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
This shit sucked so fucking bad
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This shit sucked so fucking bad
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
Democrats are a psyop
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Democrats are a psyop
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way