C H I L I
@chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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@chili.bsky.social
· Oct 15
Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
This shit sucked so fucking bad
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This shit sucked so fucking bad
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
Democrats are a psyop
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Democrats are a psyop
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way
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Another perfect Fullcast
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Another perfect Fullcast
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
Yes
This 2000 Honda Acty 4WD is a third-generation SDX example that was acquired by the seller and imported to the US in 2026. Showing ~23k miles, it's listed now with no reserve on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-honda-acty-pickup/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-honda-acty-pickup/
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Yes
I shouldn’t have to leave for work sometimes
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I shouldn’t have to leave for work sometimes
This country is so fucking cucked man, the French would’ve already roasted Bezos alive
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This country is so fucking cucked man, the French would’ve already roasted Bezos alive
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Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.
But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.
But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
the absolute most traction anyone has ever gotten off of having one joke
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
the absolute most traction anyone has ever gotten off of having one joke
have never, ever, ever gotten the appeal of this guy
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
have never, ever, ever gotten the appeal of this guy
Studying Eastern European texts you can’t comprehend
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Studying Eastern European texts you can’t comprehend
Burnt out on the never ending bad news flooding our news cycle? Mortadellamax like me and fill your timelines with Italian deli content
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Burnt out on the never ending bad news flooding our news cycle? Mortadellamax like me and fill your timelines with Italian deli content
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
515 goddamned reps of shoulders and upper back
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
515 goddamned reps of shoulders and upper back
In the middle of this torture session
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
In the middle of this torture session
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Where is the most bland dresser you know going to get his Salesforce 1's??
Once symbolic of a mid-2010s San Francisco tech bro, Allbirds is cutting costs to "support the long-term health of the business."
Allbirds is closing its last brick-and-mortar store in San Francisco | TechCrunch
Once symbolic of a mid-2010s San Francisco tech bro, Allbirds is cutting costs to "support the long-term health of the business."
techcrunch.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Where is the most bland dresser you know going to get his Salesforce 1's??
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Young man it’s time to get into real estate
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Young man it’s time to get into real estate