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@chili.bsky.social
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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Showing Gucci Mane my Gucci Mane tattoo and thanking him for everything
I’d flex and absorb its blast but I guess I’m just built different
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This shit sucked so fucking bad
AI slop at the Olympics opening ceremony.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Ladies I found a gift for the short king in your life
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Democrats are a psyop
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
wow me and Puerto Rico have so much in common
For whoever could use this:
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If you buy a book directly from Jack Handey (of Deep Thoughts fame) he will personally email you from time to time and that’s nice.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I absolutely don’t need to spend this money now but I have the opportunity to buy a Gucci tracksuit in my size for $200 and I’m struggling to say no
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Saw Barbara the coon hound again today and again she just howled at him in a very “I cannot sanction your buffoonery” sort of way
Met Barbara today. She howled at Brutus.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Another perfect Fullcast
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Yes
This 2000 Honda Acty 4WD is a third-generation SDX example that was acquired by the seller and imported to the US in 2026. Showing ~23k miles, it's listed now with no reserve on BaT!

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-honda-acty-pickup/
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I shouldn’t have to leave for work sometimes
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This country is so fucking cucked man, the French would’ve already roasted Bezos alive
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Can comfirm from MN, as can anyone who lives here, that not a THING has changed except little Bovino isnt peacocking around the streets anymore. And there hasn’t been a third high-profile murder of a white person yet.

But the gestapo attacks haven’t stopped. At all! bsky.app/profile/jyse...
ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed.

If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the absolute most traction anyone has ever gotten off of having one joke
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
kill him already
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Studying Eastern European texts you can’t comprehend
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Burnt out on the never ending bad news flooding our news cycle? Mortadellamax like me and fill your timelines with Italian deli content
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
515 goddamned reps of shoulders and upper back
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
In the middle of this torture session
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Zercher squatting rn
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Where is the most bland dresser you know going to get his Salesforce 1's??
January 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Young man it’s time to get into real estate
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM