Lisa Curry
@olympianlisacurry.bsky.social
Comedian • Writer • Succubus • @WGAWest @TelevisionAcad @RecordingAcad
I don’t understand why someone doesn’t simply roll greg abbott down a steep hill
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t understand why someone doesn’t simply roll greg abbott down a steep hill
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There is just no precedent in recent world history of an advanced industrialized country sabotaging its own scientific establishment, and destroying the base of scientific knowledge necessary for basic policymaking. An avowedly, actively anti-knowledge regime.
Head of NASA Sean Duffy intends to destroy a satellite that collects key data on carbon dioxide and plant health, by causing it to burn up in the atmosphere. The U.S. Dept of Agriculture and private agriculture firms use the data to forecast crop yield, drought conditions and more.
Why a NASA satellite that scientists and farmers rely on may be destroyed on purpose
The Trump administration has asked NASA staffers to draw up plans to end at least two satellite missions that measure carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, according to current and former NASA employees.
www.npr.org
August 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
There is just no precedent in recent world history of an advanced industrialized country sabotaging its own scientific establishment, and destroying the base of scientific knowledge necessary for basic policymaking. An avowedly, actively anti-knowledge regime.
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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He can tase small children in a single round
Former Superman actor Dean Cain announces he has joined ICE:
“if you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets.”
“if you want to help save America, ICE is arresting the worst of the worst and removing them from America's streets.”
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
He can tase small children in a single round
The Hunter Biden interviews are great. I especially appreciate that he waited til after his dad died to do them
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Hunter Biden interviews are great. I especially appreciate that he waited til after his dad died to do them
Having ice cream to reward myself for the root canal I’m about to get, which I’ll immediately follow with a second reward of ice cream
August 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Having ice cream to reward myself for the root canal I’m about to get, which I’ll immediately follow with a second reward of ice cream
Glad to have a safe and legal alternative to looking at our phones while driving: looking at a massive screen on our dash boards
August 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Glad to have a safe and legal alternative to looking at our phones while driving: looking at a massive screen on our dash boards
You could respond to almost anything I say with, “What the hell are you talking about?” and that would be the correct response
August 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You could respond to almost anything I say with, “What the hell are you talking about?” and that would be the correct response
Thank you mister trump for lying about jobs numbers. It instantaneously added money to my bank account and magically wiped out my debt 🥰
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thank you mister trump for lying about jobs numbers. It instantaneously added money to my bank account and magically wiped out my debt 🥰
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Three and a half months ago. <Bows>
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Three and a half months ago. <Bows>
This episode of South Park is essential viewing
July 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This episode of South Park is essential viewing
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My empire of dirt.
July 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My empire of dirt.
We're one more Trump-Epstein bombshell away from trump releasing the Lincoln assassination files
July 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We're one more Trump-Epstein bombshell away from trump releasing the Lincoln assassination files
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Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
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Scientists: ‘climate change will cause more extreme weather’
Conspiracy theorists: "fake news, it's not changing"
*floods and extreme weather events happen*
Conspiracy theorists: "They are controlling the weather. This is weather warfare. The weather is being manipulated".
Conspiracy theorists: "fake news, it's not changing"
*floods and extreme weather events happen*
Conspiracy theorists: "They are controlling the weather. This is weather warfare. The weather is being manipulated".
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Scientists: ‘climate change will cause more extreme weather’
Conspiracy theorists: "fake news, it's not changing"
*floods and extreme weather events happen*
Conspiracy theorists: "They are controlling the weather. This is weather warfare. The weather is being manipulated".
Conspiracy theorists: "fake news, it's not changing"
*floods and extreme weather events happen*
Conspiracy theorists: "They are controlling the weather. This is weather warfare. The weather is being manipulated".
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Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.
We need 8 cameras on Ghislaine at all times with a live feed of each going directly to YouTube.
July 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We need 8 cameras on Ghislaine at all times with a live feed of each going directly to YouTube.
We are phenomenally fucked
July 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We are phenomenally fucked
Can’t help wondering why I’m not (yet) friends with Cher.
July 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can’t help wondering why I’m not (yet) friends with Cher.
It’s crazy to me that we have the literal recioe for water
June 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s crazy to me that we have the literal recioe for water
Accidentally clicking on a friend’s IG live feed feels so weird. Like sorry I didn’t mean to open the bathroom door while you were naked on the toilet
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Accidentally clicking on a friend’s IG live feed feels so weird. Like sorry I didn’t mean to open the bathroom door while you were naked on the toilet
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So government compelled speech? Do I have that right?
In order to approve a major ad merger, the FTC is suggesting that the ad firms sign a deal agreeing not to boycott or withhold ad dollars from conservative platforms www.nytimes.com/2025/06/12/b...
F.T.C. May Hit a Mega Ad Merger With an Unusual Rule: No Boycotting
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So government compelled speech? Do I have that right?
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It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage.
Dems need to act like an opposition.
Dems need to act like an opposition.
June 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage.
Dems need to act like an opposition.
Dems need to act like an opposition.
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So it’s war — not a surgical strike.
An Israeli official says the operation will last for weeks.
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So it’s war — not a surgical strike.