Mainstream media has been hiding the fact that an enormous serpent eats the moon each month and then rebirths it, but you'd rather stay sheeple in your blue echo chamber

i was just offscreen at the Coldplay concert with someone way hotter

BREAKING: the president has released an otherwise empty memo titled “Turtle Cruelty”

a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

Hawk tuah,
the meme rula,
rug pull schoola,
you want a coin,
I’ll bring it to ya

me: i’d like a raise

boss: do you deserve it?

me, trying to figure out if i deserve to live: give me a minute

fish swimming by the USS Harry S. Truman

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