Otto Krecht
@oldbeigeguy.bsky.social
A parody of his former self
Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
If you never tweet here, identify yourself
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you never tweet here, identify yourself
I hope you get this case @girlwonder.bsky.social and create a little buzz about your career
Millions of bees escape, start stinging after Whatcom County crash
Millions of bees escape, start stinging after Whatcom County crash
About 250 million honeybees started swarming and stinging Whatcom County sheriff's deputies after a truck carrying their hives tipped over Friday morning.
www.seattletimes.com
May 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hope you get this case @girlwonder.bsky.social and create a little buzz about your career
Kate Starbird goes behind the back and dunks on Gym Jordan
Today, we received notice that our team’s last remaining NSF grant was terminated. For the first time since 2009, when I received an NSF Fellowship for Graduate Research, I have no active NSF grants.
May 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Kate Starbird goes behind the back and dunks on Gym Jordan
I used the online system to renew my US passport last Monday, and it arrived today. So I vouch for the system.
You can apply up to a year before your expiration date. There are thorough instructions and aids on the site.
Just in case you want to go somewhere.
You can apply up to a year before your expiration date. There are thorough instructions and aids on the site.
Just in case you want to go somewhere.
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I used the online system to renew my US passport last Monday, and it arrived today. So I vouch for the system.
You can apply up to a year before your expiration date. There are thorough instructions and aids on the site.
Just in case you want to go somewhere.
You can apply up to a year before your expiration date. There are thorough instructions and aids on the site.
Just in case you want to go somewhere.
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Just add two hands holding the circle and vote for the Illinois goatse flag.
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Just add two hands holding the circle and vote for the Illinois goatse flag.
When Little OBG was 9, I posted this:
So we went to see the opening weekend of the new musical production of A Christmas Story. Now Little OBG wants to know why Ralphie had to put a bar of soap in his mouth, and why fudge is a bad word.
So we went to see the opening weekend of the new musical production of A Christmas Story. Now Little OBG wants to know why Ralphie had to put a bar of soap in his mouth, and why fudge is a bad word.
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
When Little OBG was 9, I posted this:
So we went to see the opening weekend of the new musical production of A Christmas Story. Now Little OBG wants to know why Ralphie had to put a bar of soap in his mouth, and why fudge is a bad word.
So we went to see the opening weekend of the new musical production of A Christmas Story. Now Little OBG wants to know why Ralphie had to put a bar of soap in his mouth, and why fudge is a bad word.
I used Al Davis's bathroom once back in 1984
After my pee came out silver and black, I ran out spraying wildly and never returned
After my pee came out silver and black, I ran out spraying wildly and never returned
I only was lucky enough to use Donald Trump's toilet at the White House once back in 2018. The thing that I was amazed at was that he was able to practice his golf game in there. amzn.to/4fDX4nc
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November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I used Al Davis's bathroom once back in 1984
After my pee came out silver and black, I ran out spraying wildly and never returned
After my pee came out silver and black, I ran out spraying wildly and never returned
NBA: Sonics (Warriors if Sonics don't count)
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Bruins
College: Washington
MLB: Mariners
WNBA: Storm
Soccer: Sounders
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Bruins
College: Washington
MLB: Mariners
WNBA: Storm
Soccer: Sounders
NBA: Wizards
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Maryland (but also WVU football + Navy football)
MLB: Nationals
WNBA: I don’t watch enough to call myself a fan, but go Mystics
Soccer: Heart of Midlothian, DC United
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Maryland (but also WVU football + Navy football)
MLB: Nationals
WNBA: I don’t watch enough to call myself a fan, but go Mystics
Soccer: Heart of Midlothian, DC United
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
November 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
NBA: Sonics (Warriors if Sonics don't count)
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Bruins
College: Washington
MLB: Mariners
WNBA: Storm
Soccer: Sounders
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Bruins
College: Washington
MLB: Mariners
WNBA: Storm
Soccer: Sounders
May I call this a tweet?
I think I'll call it a tweet
I think I'll call it a tweet
November 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
May I call this a tweet?
I think I'll call it a tweet
I think I'll call it a tweet
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Right-wing media is like improv theater, influencers on stage, performing roles based on a set of loose rules, following a loose script, collaborating towards a shared goal, doing call outs/backs w/ a shared audience who is part of the show, cheering & nudging them as the show unfolds.
November 12, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Right-wing media is like improv theater, influencers on stage, performing roles based on a set of loose rules, following a loose script, collaborating towards a shared goal, doing call outs/backs w/ a shared audience who is part of the show, cheering & nudging them as the show unfolds.
Somebody told me this was a better, more functional site now
Link me to the good stuff so I can impress my friends
Link me to the good stuff so I can impress my friends
June 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Somebody told me this was a better, more functional site now
Link me to the good stuff so I can impress my friends
Link me to the good stuff so I can impress my friends
Whom should I DM first?
May 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Whom should I DM first?
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- delivery boy for defunct newspaper
- intern for big tech company that later entered Ch 11
- intern & employee for two defunct sports teams
- manager for defunct agricultural company already in Ch 11 when I got there
- delivery boy for defunct newspaper
- intern for big tech company that later entered Ch 11
- intern & employee for two defunct sports teams
- manager for defunct agricultural company already in Ch 11 when I got there
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- puppy foster/socializer for a corgi breeder (paid)
- pro rodeo sound/video tech
- convention booth babe (jewelry sales, not cosplay)
- interior design boutique manager
- rural electric co-op customer service rep
- puppy foster/socializer for a corgi breeder (paid)
- pro rodeo sound/video tech
- convention booth babe (jewelry sales, not cosplay)
- interior design boutique manager
- rural electric co-op customer service rep
Let’s see:
— Foot Locker
— JB Robinson Jewelers
— managed a surf & skate shop
— worked in the kitchen at a restaurant on the Boardwalk
— grocery store (register, deli, stock, cleaning, during deer season, took deer from local hunters and hung them in the cooler for the butcher guys to do off hours)
— Foot Locker
— JB Robinson Jewelers
— managed a surf & skate shop
— worked in the kitchen at a restaurant on the Boardwalk
— grocery store (register, deli, stock, cleaning, during deer season, took deer from local hunters and hung them in the cooler for the butcher guys to do off hours)
September 26, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:
- delivery boy for defunct newspaper
- intern for big tech company that later entered Ch 11
- intern & employee for two defunct sports teams
- manager for defunct agricultural company already in Ch 11 when I got there
- delivery boy for defunct newspaper
- intern for big tech company that later entered Ch 11
- intern & employee for two defunct sports teams
- manager for defunct agricultural company already in Ch 11 when I got there
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this goes in dad joke valhalla. i'm DELIGHTED.
August 4, 2023 at 3:08 PM
this goes in dad joke valhalla. i'm DELIGHTED.
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looks like an officer-involved chuting
permanent disability for line-of-duty injury
An update that makes the video even funnier somehow
August 1, 2023 at 11:25 PM
looks like an officer-involved chuting
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The full story of what was seized from me, and why, is in the two files available at #25.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67388667/times-publishing-company-v-united-states/
Conveniently provided via the RECAP archive for those without PACER access.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67388667/times-publishing-company-v-united-states/
Conveniently provided via the RECAP archive for those without PACER access.
Times Publishing Company v. United States, 8:23-mc-00014 - CourtListener.com
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July 26, 2023 at 8:18 PM
The full story of what was seized from me, and why, is in the two files available at #25.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67388667/times-publishing-company-v-united-states/
Conveniently provided via the RECAP archive for those without PACER access.
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/67388667/times-publishing-company-v-united-states/
Conveniently provided via the RECAP archive for those without PACER access.
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Bluesky should rename itself Twitter
July 23, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Bluesky should rename itself Twitter
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its something quite predictable
he touches it, it wrecks
i cant believe the website is X
he touches it, it wrecks
i cant believe the website is X
July 24, 2023 at 2:44 AM
its something quite predictable
he touches it, it wrecks
i cant believe the website is X
he touches it, it wrecks
i cant believe the website is X
what compelled my local post office to put up this sign?
July 23, 2023 at 3:56 PM
what compelled my local post office to put up this sign?
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?