Otto Krecht
@oldbeigeguy.bsky.social
A parody of his former self
Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
Please speak into my lapel
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Please speak into my lapel
I should have put "tweet" in quotes
There have to be zillions of us who set up accounts but didn't become regulars
There have to be zillions of us who set up accounts but didn't become regulars
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I should have put "tweet" in quotes
There have to be zillions of us who set up accounts but didn't become regulars
There have to be zillions of us who set up accounts but didn't become regulars
I had a 1974, and the color was baby poop yellow. All the acceleration of a one-speed bicycle, but you could parallel park it.
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I had a 1974, and the color was baby poop yellow. All the acceleration of a one-speed bicycle, but you could parallel park it.
Louie ville, Louie Vull, or Lull Vull?
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Louie ville, Louie Vull, or Lull Vull?
George Mason Green Machine plays Rage - LIVE!
YouTube video by Thomas Block
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jeff, did you nuke your Twitter account tonight, or did they do it for you?
March 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Jeff, did you nuke your Twitter account tonight, or did they do it for you?
Well I hope that horse apologizes and gives you lots of licks
January 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well I hope that horse apologizes and gives you lots of licks
Reposted by Otto Krecht
Just add two hands holding the circle and vote for the Illinois goatse flag.
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Just add two hands holding the circle and vote for the Illinois goatse flag.
Unrelated - according to the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act (FIFRA), the use of herbicide is legal in some cases
December 11, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Unrelated - according to the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act (FIFRA), the use of herbicide is legal in some cases
I think it means there were a bunch of Eminem songs in Music League
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I think it means there were a bunch of Eminem songs in Music League
Also stupid?
The musical version of A Christmas Story. It was still being tested at the time, so it might have improved since then, but I found it unnecessary.
Just watch the movie for the 20th time like the rest of us.
The musical version of A Christmas Story. It was still being tested at the time, so it might have improved since then, but I found it unnecessary.
Just watch the movie for the 20th time like the rest of us.
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Also stupid?
The musical version of A Christmas Story. It was still being tested at the time, so it might have improved since then, but I found it unnecessary.
Just watch the movie for the 20th time like the rest of us.
The musical version of A Christmas Story. It was still being tested at the time, so it might have improved since then, but I found it unnecessary.
Just watch the movie for the 20th time like the rest of us.
Which led to her quizzing me on the spelling of the F word, the S word, and the B word. She wanted to keep going through the alphabet, but I stopped her at "C". Until tonight she thought the S word was "stupid".
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Which led to her quizzing me on the spelling of the F word, the S word, and the B word. She wanted to keep going through the alphabet, but I stopped her at "C". Until tonight she thought the S word was "stupid".