jess
@ofjustimagine.bsky.social
well, the sports start coming and they don't stop coming. (she/her)
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VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
(now kiss)
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(now kiss)
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
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Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
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airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
today bff took me out as a late birthday present for lunch at a former dive bar (truly was THE DIVEYEST!!) connected to a dollar tree called "the new local restaurant".
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
today bff took me out as a late birthday present for lunch at a former dive bar (truly was THE DIVEYEST!!) connected to a dollar tree called "the new local restaurant".
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
there's no punchline here, this is just what happened. bless u, washington, i missed your weird face too.
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"you know, use your judgement for cropping and resizing. you know how to do that, right?" - dad, to me, his child who did study graphic design at art school for 3 years
October 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"you know, use your judgement for cropping and resizing. you know how to do that, right?" - dad, to me, his child who did study graphic design at art school for 3 years
"They were at eight [outs] to go when a former Astro, of all people, put a dagger into hundreds of thousands of hearts, then screamed with joy at having done it. It felt cosmically unfair. It felt right."
"I got in trouble for writing 'Jeff Nelson' and 'Arthur Rhodes' on the underside of my school desk in Sharpie."
@zachgottschalk.bsky.social asks when is it our turn?
www.lookoutlanding.com/editorial/13... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
@zachgottschalk.bsky.social asks when is it our turn?
www.lookoutlanding.com/editorial/13... @lookoutlanding.bsky.social
There’s some crying in baseball
Always has been
www.lookoutlanding.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"They were at eight [outs] to go when a former Astro, of all people, put a dagger into hundreds of thousands of hearts, then screamed with joy at having done it. It felt cosmically unfair. It felt right."
sports, once again were regrettably a mistake
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
sports, once again were regrettably a mistake
really glad to be starting out 33 with the weird painful face and finger tingles (my own fault, still annoying) and a painful zit on my earlobe, a place i’ve never gotten a zit in 33 years. cool!
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
really glad to be starting out 33 with the weird painful face and finger tingles (my own fault, still annoying) and a painful zit on my earlobe, a place i’ve never gotten a zit in 33 years. cool!
into the woods agony dot mp3
-train has been stopped for over half an hour (we are 20 mins outside chicago)
-watching your dumb team do bad things via updates because you’re trying to save battery
-ass HURTS from the arena seats last night
-cold bc only jacket is still wet rain jacket
-train has been stopped for over half an hour (we are 20 mins outside chicago)
-watching your dumb team do bad things via updates because you’re trying to save battery
-ass HURTS from the arena seats last night
-cold bc only jacket is still wet rain jacket
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
into the woods agony dot mp3
-train has been stopped for over half an hour (we are 20 mins outside chicago)
-watching your dumb team do bad things via updates because you’re trying to save battery
-ass HURTS from the arena seats last night
-cold bc only jacket is still wet rain jacket
-train has been stopped for over half an hour (we are 20 mins outside chicago)
-watching your dumb team do bad things via updates because you’re trying to save battery
-ass HURTS from the arena seats last night
-cold bc only jacket is still wet rain jacket
i think my shoes are genuinely unsalvageable bc of the rain, but i got to see my fave get murdered, 3!! whole women’s matches, and a man whip a younger man with his own belt tonight, so we’ll call it a good birthday.
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i think my shoes are genuinely unsalvageable bc of the rain, but i got to see my fave get murdered, 3!! whole women’s matches, and a man whip a younger man with his own belt tonight, so we’ll call it a good birthday.
i am like 40 ft away and they’re SO sparkly it’s genuinely a little blinding in some angles
this hangman gear looks so ornate and luxurious......... thats the champ difference
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i am like 40 ft away and they’re SO sparkly it’s genuinely a little blinding in some angles