(NIGHT?????????? CHANGES???????????????????????????????? i gotta fucking go i'm not strong enough for this)

i feel even stupider than when i was trying to check on my surgery site on the back of my neck by myself, which is really saying something.

i don’t know when this trip turned into an episode of it’s always sunny but i’m pretty done now

we landed and there were no ramp crew. the reason we were given was that “an aircraft was struck by some equipment and stranded somewhere and they couldn’t get around it”

spoke too soon baggage broke something so now we gotta wait for maintenance

all in all, it’s been fine, i’d just kill to have my middle open seat from this morning back and also a teleporter bc sleepy

update: this woman spent all 5.5 hours of this flight reading literotica 🫡🫡🫡🫡 godspeed my friend

(i knew JUST by formatting what it was, but had to do an extra level of creep to figure out what website because that font is unfamiliar to me, essentially a ff.net/lj/ao3 purist)

thank you!!!

omg nooo silenced by big media copyright 😂

(it is not peak because i’m not at a beach YES i am your beach friend GIMME ALL THE SAND)
(the book is do me a favor by cathy yardley. official review from 1/3 in: it’s cute and fine!)