jess
@ofjustimagine.bsky.social
well, the sports start coming and they don't stop coming. (she/her)
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
spoke too soon baggage broke something so now we gotta wait for maintenance
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
spoke too soon baggage broke something so now we gotta wait for maintenance
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
in case you’re wondering what a 3.5 train delay gets you (full disclosure: that was basically my fare and they gave me the voucher unprompted so that was nice) (it just feels like lol)
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
in case you’re wondering what a 3.5 train delay gets you (full disclosure: that was basically my fare and they gave me the voucher unprompted so that was nice) (it just feels like lol)
i think my shoes are genuinely unsalvageable bc of the rain, but i got to see my fave get murdered, 3!! whole women’s matches, and a man whip a younger man with his own belt tonight, so we’ll call it a good birthday.
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i think my shoes are genuinely unsalvageable bc of the rain, but i got to see my fave get murdered, 3!! whole women’s matches, and a man whip a younger man with his own belt tonight, so we’ll call it a good birthday.
tigers/mariners game 5 bottom of the 13th feeling (mariners fan’s version)
![a large orange cat with long hair overlayed with text that says THE COMPETITION “oh la la”. the subtitle caption is [suspenseful western music]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y6eu6agynugulrakwarse675/bafkreihips7kvlntd2irpyn7oldw7zeovkklbqapnqaaxj6kjl3u55olfa@jpeg)
October 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
tigers/mariners game 5 bottom of the 13th feeling (mariners fan’s version)
my therapy session was interrupted today when 4 men popped out of that hatch (never seen that before) and started wandering around the roof. measuring. talking on phones. pointing. ostensibly summoning demons.
August 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
my therapy session was interrupted today when 4 men popped out of that hatch (never seen that before) and started wandering around the roof. measuring. talking on phones. pointing. ostensibly summoning demons.
3 weeks of 3 dynamites complete! thank god this residency isn’t longer because my wallet frankly can’t take it, but i don’t know what i’m going to do next week not seeing my blorbo wrestle live and in person.
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
3 weeks of 3 dynamites complete! thank god this residency isn’t longer because my wallet frankly can’t take it, but i don’t know what i’m going to do next week not seeing my blorbo wrestle live and in person.
me, having bisexual panic because the hot heels who are VERY angry they just lost their match just walked right by me? it’s more likely than you think. #aewdynamite
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
me, having bisexual panic because the hot heels who are VERY angry they just lost their match just walked right by me? it’s more likely than you think. #aewdynamite
been doing this really fun thing where i wake up at 3 every morning and can't fall back asleep but tonight i get to see this in front of my own stupid eyes
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
been doing this really fun thing where i wake up at 3 every morning and can't fall back asleep but tonight i get to see this in front of my own stupid eyes
you ever see something that's simply TOO ironic?
July 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
you ever see something that's simply TOO ironic?
mine is the back of my head for heat/weight. first couple days is itchy, i’d say 8-10 weeks starts to grow in weird (but i have short hair so harder to hide). currently at 5 months and feel like i have tiny baby mullet that can’t get in ponytail
June 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
mine is the back of my head for heat/weight. first couple days is itchy, i’d say 8-10 weeks starts to grow in weird (but i have short hair so harder to hide). currently at 5 months and feel like i have tiny baby mullet that can’t get in ponytail
missing my annual hate watch of the tony awards to instead see my VERY BEST FRIENDS (parasocial)
June 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
missing my annual hate watch of the tony awards to instead see my VERY BEST FRIENDS (parasocial)
doing a very fun “no good very bad afternoon” filled with self imposed mistakes, the highlight of which is “smashed my airpods in the movie theater recliner”
June 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
doing a very fun “no good very bad afternoon” filled with self imposed mistakes, the highlight of which is “smashed my airpods in the movie theater recliner”
my nature is healing for me personally (art museum has sketching supplies in front of ancient statues exhibit, people are actually sitting and looking at hands and clothes folds and jewelry symbolism, i get emotional about it)
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my nature is healing for me personally (art museum has sketching supplies in front of ancient statues exhibit, people are actually sitting and looking at hands and clothes folds and jewelry symbolism, i get emotional about it)
having a real normal one, don't worry
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
having a real normal one, don't worry
well friends, are any of you using tv tracking sites? because unfortunately trakt is now dead to me and i don’t know who i am if i can’t mark what i’ve watched
May 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
well friends, are any of you using tv tracking sites? because unfortunately trakt is now dead to me and i don’t know who i am if i can’t mark what i’ve watched
i also need bsky to get locked accounts so i can yell about such things not in image form (light spoilers for today's ep)
May 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i also need bsky to get locked accounts so i can yell about such things not in image form (light spoilers for today's ep)
not only is it nice enough that i was able to wear a dress out (floor length, but still FUCK PANTS), i stopped at river lounging spot on my way home from thunderbolts round 2 just to lay like a lizard and tourist watch. JOY.
May 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
not only is it nice enough that i was able to wear a dress out (floor length, but still FUCK PANTS), i stopped at river lounging spot on my way home from thunderbolts round 2 just to lay like a lizard and tourist watch. JOY.
you ever walk to the grocery store in the sun, do your shopping and then come out to…. how do you say…. not the sun
April 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
you ever walk to the grocery store in the sun, do your shopping and then come out to…. how do you say…. not the sun
💛💛💛 here’s former f1 driver zhou guanyu’s latest photo shoot (he also has a cat named SWEET CORN www.instagram.com/ymlzhou.jpg)
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
💛💛💛 here’s former f1 driver zhou guanyu’s latest photo shoot (he also has a cat named SWEET CORN www.instagram.com/ymlzhou.jpg)
i am NOT posting on ig stories about the wacky incest series i read on the train, but i AM deeply impressed with how much i read last month so you get this here YOU’RE WELCOME
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i am NOT posting on ig stories about the wacky incest series i read on the train, but i AM deeply impressed with how much i read last month so you get this here YOU’RE WELCOME
look at the little free library in the st. paul train station!!!
March 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
look at the little free library in the st. paul train station!!!