jess
@ofjustimagine.bsky.social
well, the sports start coming and they don't stop coming. (she/her)
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VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
VERY. GROUCHY. HERON.
🦉
🦉
(NIGHT?????????? CHANGES???????????????????????????????? i gotta fucking go i'm not strong enough for this)
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
(NIGHT?????????? CHANGES???????????????????????????????? i gotta fucking go i'm not strong enough for this)
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
please respect my privacy at this time and for the next 7-10 business days
(now kiss)
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(now kiss)
i feel even stupider than when i was trying to check on my surgery site on the back of my neck by myself, which is really saying something.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i feel even stupider than when i was trying to check on my surgery site on the back of my neck by myself, which is really saying something.
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i had a mole removed from my back yesterday (get ‘em checked friends!) and wow. there’s truly nothing so undignified as trying to put a bandaid on the spot of your back that you can’t reach.
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Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy two year anniversary to Hangman Adam Page drinking Swerve Strickland’s blood and forever altering my brain chemistry
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
good news everybody! after over a year of construction on the floor below the mental health clinic, we have progressed to: earplugs. wow. such safety.
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
longest YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII in the world
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i don’t know when this trip turned into an episode of it’s always sunny but i’m pretty done now
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i don’t know when this trip turned into an episode of it’s always sunny but i’m pretty done now
we landed and there were no ramp crew. the reason we were given was that “an aircraft was struck by some equipment and stranded somewhere and they couldn’t get around it”
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
we landed and there were no ramp crew. the reason we were given was that “an aircraft was struck by some equipment and stranded somewhere and they couldn’t get around it”
spoke too soon baggage broke something so now we gotta wait for maintenance
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
spoke too soon baggage broke something so now we gotta wait for maintenance
all in all, it’s been fine, i’d just kill to have my middle open seat from this morning back and also a teleporter bc sleepy
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
all in all, it’s been fine, i’d just kill to have my middle open seat from this morning back and also a teleporter bc sleepy
airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
airport update for anybody interested:
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
got through bag check+tsa in, no joke, less than 15 mins including walking around the construction zone that is seatac. flight is an hour delayed (they’re staggering arrivals in chicago). this morning it had 34 open seats, leaving with 0 (i think).
update: this woman spent all 5.5 hours of this flight reading literotica 🫡🫡🫡🫡 godspeed my friend
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
update: this woman spent all 5.5 hours of this flight reading literotica 🫡🫡🫡🫡 godspeed my friend
(i knew JUST by formatting what it was, but had to do an extra level of creep to figure out what website because that font is unfamiliar to me, essentially a ff.net/lj/ao3 purist)
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(i knew JUST by formatting what it was, but had to do an extra level of creep to figure out what website because that font is unfamiliar to me, essentially a ff.net/lj/ao3 purist)
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
Alt: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the woman in front of me on this flight is reading literotica.com on her phone
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
(yes i’m making this joke again let me live okay)
omg nooo silenced by big media copyright 😂
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
omg nooo silenced by big media copyright 😂
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOCKEY TEAM
(it is not peak because i’m not at a beach YES i am your beach friend GIMME ALL THE SAND)
(the book is do me a favor by cathy yardley. official review from 1/3 in: it’s cute and fine!)
(the book is do me a favor by cathy yardley. official review from 1/3 in: it’s cute and fine!)
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
(it is not peak because i’m not at a beach YES i am your beach friend GIMME ALL THE SAND)
(the book is do me a favor by cathy yardley. official review from 1/3 in: it’s cute and fine!)
(the book is do me a favor by cathy yardley. official review from 1/3 in: it’s cute and fine!)
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
proud to say i am ALMOST at my peak form. alone, sitting in this kiddie pool, listening to a romance novel, while dad is texting me ice cream choices for tonight.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)