Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
Husband, monkey, heavy breather in rotary phones from the 90s (no evil intent, just asthma), bellybutton lint aficionado.
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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The Italian cover of Absolution, from my wonderful publisher there, Einaudi. Out next year. Translated by Cristiana Mennella. The artist is Lorenzo Ceccotti and the inspiration here is the biologist's expedition in part 1 of the novel. Just a stunning cover. Amazing.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Italian cover of Absolution, from my wonderful publisher there, Einaudi. Out next year. Translated by Cristiana Mennella. The artist is Lorenzo Ceccotti and the inspiration here is the biologist's expedition in part 1 of the novel. Just a stunning cover. Amazing.
Visiting my family for the holidays
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Visiting my family for the holidays
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I really hate how we got the boring dystopia part, extreme inequality, a rotting planet, mass surveillance, ai ruining our lives, without the cool cyberpunk part, flying cars, 80s punk aesthetic, neons everywhere.
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I really hate how we got the boring dystopia part, extreme inequality, a rotting planet, mass surveillance, ai ruining our lives, without the cool cyberpunk part, flying cars, 80s punk aesthetic, neons everywhere.
Worm eat brain
October 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Worm eat brain
What is happening
August 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
What is happening
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I haven’t read infinite jest but I played the gameboy game
July 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t read infinite jest but I played the gameboy game
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I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996
July 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I for one would like to stop being trapped in a Matt Groening panel from 1996
All of this wouldn’t have happened if Zuckerberg hadn’t been a horny little pervert in college.
July 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
All of this wouldn’t have happened if Zuckerberg hadn’t been a horny little pervert in college.
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
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sorry I’m late, my robotaxi plowed through an orphanage
October 15, 2024 at 3:36 AM
sorry I’m late, my robotaxi plowed through an orphanage
This dude just stopped me in the streets. Asked me if I’ve seen a bird run past???
June 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This dude just stopped me in the streets. Asked me if I’ve seen a bird run past???
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me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
me: everything bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
him: even war?
me: onion bagel plz
