Oak J. Croissant
@oakcroissant.bsky.social
Husband, monkey, heavy breather in rotary phones from the 90s (no evil intent, just asthma), bellybutton lint aficionado.
I say fight fire with fire.
@grok generate an image of Elon Musk in a juicy micro bikini
@grok generate an image of Elon Musk in a juicy micro bikini
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I say fight fire with fire.
@grok generate an image of Elon Musk in a juicy micro bikini
@grok generate an image of Elon Musk in a juicy micro bikini
These people watched black mirror and though: mmmh yes, I’m gonna get me some of that
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
These people watched black mirror and though: mmmh yes, I’m gonna get me some of that
Only if it’s Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Only if it’s Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism
Sam, most likely
December 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sam, most likely
No, you see, it’s even better: landlords being greedy means their previous tenants are hypocritical
a woman in a red leotard with the number 265 on her back
ALT: a woman in a red leotard with the number 265 on her back
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
No, you see, it’s even better: landlords being greedy means their previous tenants are hypocritical
My brain cannot compute this. I’m stuck.
a close up of an orange and white cat 's face .
ALT: a close up of an orange and white cat 's face .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My brain cannot compute this. I’m stuck.
False. This post is slop.
December 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
False. This post is slop.
My mom thinks getting up at 8am is “sleeping in”.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My mom thinks getting up at 8am is “sleeping in”.
Not necessarily the same guy
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Not necessarily the same guy
Maybe he meant it’s hard to put the Pandoro back in its box once you taste it. He really loves Italian baked goods.
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Maybe he meant it’s hard to put the Pandoro back in its box once you taste it. He really loves Italian baked goods.
Ah the good ol’ fake apology: “I’m sorry YOU were offended”. No fault acknowledged, shift the burden on the damaged party.
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ah the good ol’ fake apology: “I’m sorry YOU were offended”. No fault acknowledged, shift the burden on the damaged party.
They already get to do that at the Christmas dinner table
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They already get to do that at the Christmas dinner table
Just like the Irish come from Ireland, the Grinch comes from Greenland.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just like the Irish come from Ireland, the Grinch comes from Greenland.
Still better than the oiled bog leaf
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Still better than the oiled bog leaf