Nygmus
@nygmus.bsky.social
Columbus FGC's second most obnoxious booster. Everybody's proud uncle including yours if you need one.
fuck turians, man
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
fuck turians, man
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
fuckin' space elves
you'd think the asari were the space elves, all mystical and woo and ethereal, but no, only the turians are big enough assholes to be the space elves
punkasses
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surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline
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Here’s the thing to think about as we start to get disclosures about the Epstein files: Trump isn’t freaking out because he knows what’s in the DOJ’s files. He’s freaking out because he knows what *should* be in them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Here’s the thing to think about as we start to get disclosures about the Epstein files: Trump isn’t freaking out because he knows what’s in the DOJ’s files. He’s freaking out because he knows what *should* be in them.
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For those who have asked, here's the recipe for the cranberry tarts: www.halfbakedharvest.com/cranberry-br...
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
Cranberry Brie Pastry Tarts.
They're quick, easy, and most importantly, everyone loves them! Puff pastry, creamy brie, and fresh cranberries all baked together to create the perfect cheese filled mini tarts. Finish each tart off ...
www.halfbakedharvest.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For those who have asked, here's the recipe for the cranberry tarts: www.halfbakedharvest.com/cranberry-br...
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
I'm sure there are fancier variations of this recipe out there, but this version is so easy! It's always a big hit with the fam and perfect to serve as an app while waiting for the turkey
god the Lufia 2 soundtrack really just comes at you out of nowhere with some real bangers
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
Lufia II - SINISTRAL BATTLE THEME - Metal Cover by ToxicxEternity
YouTube video by ToxicxEternity
music.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
god the Lufia 2 soundtrack really just comes at you out of nowhere with some real bangers
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
a couple of this game's tracks absolutely deserve to be in conversation among the best of the SNES era, and there were some real superheavyweights in the space back then.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
I am not doin so hot today
Post pets or good vibes
Post pets or good vibes
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am not doin so hot today
Post pets or good vibes
Post pets or good vibes
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To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
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Reacher Gilt to Crispin Horsefry:
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Reacher Gilt to Crispin Horsefry:
Y'all this is the game that began a legend
a legend of windows and methods to put people through them
@pentadact.com correctly recognized that putting an enemy through a window is the objectively most fun of dealing with them and spun three fantastic games out of that
a legend of windows and methods to put people through them
@pentadact.com correctly recognized that putting an enemy through a window is the objectively most fun of dealing with them and spun three fantastic games out of that
November 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Y'all this is the game that began a legend
a legend of windows and methods to put people through them
@pentadact.com correctly recognized that putting an enemy through a window is the objectively most fun of dealing with them and spun three fantastic games out of that
a legend of windows and methods to put people through them
@pentadact.com correctly recognized that putting an enemy through a window is the objectively most fun of dealing with them and spun three fantastic games out of that
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there is no algorithm here so i'm relying on you to help spread the word by reposting and quoting this!
please help me continue to make games and pay my rent, RT, wishlist, and buy NEXT WEEK :))
store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
please help me continue to make games and pay my rent, RT, wishlist, and buy NEXT WEEK :))
store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
You left. Now they're dead.
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
there is no algorithm here so i'm relying on you to help spread the word by reposting and quoting this!
please help me continue to make games and pay my rent, RT, wishlist, and buy NEXT WEEK :))
store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
please help me continue to make games and pay my rent, RT, wishlist, and buy NEXT WEEK :))
store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
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GOEMON'S GREAT ADVENTURE
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
GOEMON'S GREAT ADVENTURE
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fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
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Help for Rowans and kitties
Hey everyone, the SNAP issue is hitting me and my rent is due so I am asking for help one (last?) more time. Please help my poor beleaguered winter kitties stay warm and housed:
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser
Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Help for Rowans and kitties
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this is the Pope
his entire thing is going around waving to crowds and looking happy
he is also such a White Sox fan that this is the maddest - and most human - I have ever a pope look
his entire thing is going around waving to crowds and looking happy
he is also such a White Sox fan that this is the maddest - and most human - I have ever a pope look
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this is the Pope
his entire thing is going around waving to crowds and looking happy
he is also such a White Sox fan that this is the maddest - and most human - I have ever a pope look
his entire thing is going around waving to crowds and looking happy
he is also such a White Sox fan that this is the maddest - and most human - I have ever a pope look
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Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
If I build a robot arm to jangle keys in front of you like a baby, it will be exactly as meaningful as this slop and a million percent cheaper
Jesus Christ techbros are broken
Jesus Christ techbros are broken
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If I build a robot arm to jangle keys in front of you like a baby, it will be exactly as meaningful as this slop and a million percent cheaper
Jesus Christ techbros are broken
Jesus Christ techbros are broken
my boy is assuredly going to get utterly wrecked in the very near future but for the time being WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK
HAJIME NO SENDO BAYBEEEEEEE
HAJIME NO SENDO BAYBEEEEEEE
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
my boy is assuredly going to get utterly wrecked in the very near future but for the time being WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK
HAJIME NO SENDO BAYBEEEEEEE
HAJIME NO SENDO BAYBEEEEEEE
job situation for the wife is still abysmal
She got laid off/outsourced and now she needs work... If anyone knows anything in financial reporting or project management in the remote space or the Columbus area, well, I'd appreciate hearing about it...
She got laid off/outsourced and now she needs work... If anyone knows anything in financial reporting or project management in the remote space or the Columbus area, well, I'd appreciate hearing about it...
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
job situation for the wife is still abysmal
She got laid off/outsourced and now she needs work... If anyone knows anything in financial reporting or project management in the remote space or the Columbus area, well, I'd appreciate hearing about it...
She got laid off/outsourced and now she needs work... If anyone knows anything in financial reporting or project management in the remote space or the Columbus area, well, I'd appreciate hearing about it...
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Finding out Scalzi is a "full-sized candy bar" kind of person is not surprising, but also confirms that he's good people.
Prepping for Halloween. We never get any kids at the house (because we live out of town at the end of a long driveway) but kids show up at the church for trick or treat, so we'll be ready. And indeed we are the Full-Sized Candy Bar People because we can be, and if you can, why wouldn't you.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Finding out Scalzi is a "full-sized candy bar" kind of person is not surprising, but also confirms that he's good people.