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Janey 🤍
@nuclearwintour.bsky.social
"i die the king's good servant, but god's first"

she/her, i stand with amber heard
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ugh someone just got on the bus reeking of cigarette smoke so badly i can smell it from multiple aisles away. cool. and it's 16°f/-9°c so i can't exactly crack a window.
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
people who dont clear their sidewalks after it snows are bad and should feel bad
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Focus groups say voters overwhelmingly prefer Democrats who use the slogan, "real Gs move in silence like lasagna."
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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went to college and they tried to “cancel” me because I “can’t read”
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
May 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
my body apparently realized i was off work for two days in a row, so this obviously must be monday and i snapped awake at 6:15
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
watching "all her fault" got me begging them to give sarah snook every award she's eligible for and the ones she's not
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Ur gay
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Pleased to report I bought nothing on Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
sarah snook really is a phenomenal actress
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
eating disorders are so stupid bc like what do u mean i will never be normal about food ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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For Black Friday, I'm gonna give you all the ultimate bargain.

Thousands upon thousands of books (including mine!), shows, movies, music, and comics FOR FREE and ON DEMAND.

Seriously! It's FREE!

You just gotta sign up with your local library card. SUPER COOL right?
www.hoopladigital.com
hoopla digital: audiobooks, ebooks, movies, tv and comics.
hoopla is a groundbreaking digital media service offered by your local public library that allows you to borrow movies, music, audiobooks, eBooks, comics …
www.hoopladigital.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Spitting Off the Edge of the World
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"happier than ever" really talked to all the people who got disrespected and cheated on
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i have an uncle who is career navy and maga, and it warms my heart that mark kelly outranks him 🥰

all you commanders better listen when a captain is speaking
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
on a scale of zero to "no children" by @themountaingoats.bsky.social how are we all doing?
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM