Not that jay
@notthatjay.myatproto.social
📍Fort Worth Texas
💍Married
🐶Dog dad
🏒Dallas Stars
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💍Married
🐶Dog dad
🏒Dallas Stars
🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🥥🌴💙
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You’re at wood
I need you at chipper
I need you at chipper
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You’re at wood
I need you at chipper
I need you at chipper
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
If I wanted another X, I'd go to X.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If I wanted another X, I'd go to X.
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The entire country: Trump is going down!!!
Bill Clinton:
Bill Clinton:
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The entire country: Trump is going down!!!
Bill Clinton:
Bill Clinton:
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
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WOW, new signage!
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
WOW, new signage!
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We loved the Bronco Bowl, Lizard Lounge and Curtain Club just as much as anyone else. Spots in Dallas you can go to get that feeling again.
Miss That Music Venue? 5 Places to Catch a Similar Vibe
We loved the Bronco Bowl, Lizard Lounge and Curtain Club just as much as anyone else. Spots in Dallas you can go to get that feeling again.
www.dallasobserver.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We loved the Bronco Bowl, Lizard Lounge and Curtain Club just as much as anyone else. Spots in Dallas you can go to get that feeling again.
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Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
@johnfetterman.com Fuck you
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@johnfetterman.com Fuck you
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all i see is “yeah, i did that shit”
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
all i see is “yeah, i did that shit”
Chat can someone tell what would happen to any other president if just one of these emails had been leaked?
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Chat can someone tell what would happen to any other president if just one of these emails had been leaked?
Well FUCK YOU NICO! But, does it even matter?
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Well FUCK YOU NICO! But, does it even matter?
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This shit goes down more than Lauren Boebert at a musical.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This shit goes down more than Lauren Boebert at a musical.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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We're looking for a candidate with 4+ years experience with Ploop, Shrit, and Tord. Experience with Fard is a plus.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We're looking for a candidate with 4+ years experience with Ploop, Shrit, and Tord. Experience with Fard is a plus.
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HAPPENING NOW! Over 75 dogs are available for adoption at Klyde Warren Park in Dallas from noon to 4 p.m. There will also be food trucks, music and prizes. https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/video/klyde-warren-park-hosts-dog-adoption-event-saturday/
Klyde Warren Park hosts dog adoption event Saturday
Over 75 dogs are available for adoption at Klyde Warren Park in Dallas from noon to 4 p.m. There will also be food trucks, music and prizes.
www.cbsnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HAPPENING NOW! Over 75 dogs are available for adoption at Klyde Warren Park in Dallas from noon to 4 p.m. There will also be food trucks, music and prizes. https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/video/klyde-warren-park-hosts-dog-adoption-event-saturday/
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Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”
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Man those Epstein files are wild.
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Man those Epstein files are wild.
Epstein flight cancellations.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Epstein flight cancellations.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner