Melanie B
@notscaryspice.bsky.social
led by FOMO like a lemming
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several others have come up but Jake Lacy calling a numbered highway “the 9”
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
several others have come up but Jake Lacy calling a numbered highway “the 9”
I’m enjoying #AllHerFault but lmao the Chicagoland geography is so so bad:
- family lives in Wilmette
- Chicago PD has jurisdiction for some reason
- nanny lives in Thornton
- car found abandoned in “Vernon Hill”
- “Vernon Hills is in the middle of nowhere”
- family lives in Wilmette
- Chicago PD has jurisdiction for some reason
- nanny lives in Thornton
- car found abandoned in “Vernon Hill”
- “Vernon Hills is in the middle of nowhere”
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m enjoying #AllHerFault but lmao the Chicagoland geography is so so bad:
- family lives in Wilmette
- Chicago PD has jurisdiction for some reason
- nanny lives in Thornton
- car found abandoned in “Vernon Hill”
- “Vernon Hills is in the middle of nowhere”
- family lives in Wilmette
- Chicago PD has jurisdiction for some reason
- nanny lives in Thornton
- car found abandoned in “Vernon Hill”
- “Vernon Hills is in the middle of nowhere”
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
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it's two things: a) Mamdani has levels of charisma Whitmer can only dream of having, and b) Whitmer went in there to capitulate immediately and Mamdani went in there to nod and smile politely bsky.app/profile/figg...
Why did Big Gretch get canceled for being in the Oval and Mamdani is getting slobbered on for having Trump praise him? It’s just factional jockeying.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it's two things: a) Mamdani has levels of charisma Whitmer can only dream of having, and b) Whitmer went in there to capitulate immediately and Mamdani went in there to nod and smile politely bsky.app/profile/figg...
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The funny thing about this meeting is that Mamdani didn't back down on a single policy point or anything he's said about Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The funny thing about this meeting is that Mamdani didn't back down on a single policy point or anything he's said about Trump.
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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The Mamdani Effect, folks
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Mamdani Effect, folks
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You'd think a magnetic personality would be more common among politicians, but it actually seems pretty rare
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You'd think a magnetic personality would be more common among politicians, but it actually seems pretty rare
Actually lowkey obsessed w/ this airport friendship connection, they’re incredible.
If the 34yo guy from DC with good hair and wearing burnt orange (all things they’ve discussed) who is seated between the two of them with his AirPods in but catching pieces of the convo is On Here, I bet he’d agree.
If the 34yo guy from DC with good hair and wearing burnt orange (all things they’ve discussed) who is seated between the two of them with his AirPods in but catching pieces of the convo is On Here, I bet he’d agree.
listening to 2 boomers at the airport bar talk about wanting term limits for politicians
maybe the kids will be alright
maybe the kids will be alright
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Actually lowkey obsessed w/ this airport friendship connection, they’re incredible.
If the 34yo guy from DC with good hair and wearing burnt orange (all things they’ve discussed) who is seated between the two of them with his AirPods in but catching pieces of the convo is On Here, I bet he’d agree.
If the 34yo guy from DC with good hair and wearing burnt orange (all things they’ve discussed) who is seated between the two of them with his AirPods in but catching pieces of the convo is On Here, I bet he’d agree.
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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listening to 2 boomers at the airport bar talk about wanting term limits for politicians
maybe the kids will be alright
maybe the kids will be alright
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
listening to 2 boomers at the airport bar talk about wanting term limits for politicians
maybe the kids will be alright
maybe the kids will be alright
Renaming my orchid Elizabeth Warren because I moved her closer to the window a month ago, sunburnt her badly, and nevertheless she has persisted: I see a new leaf AND what appears to be a new flower spike
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Renaming my orchid Elizabeth Warren because I moved her closer to the window a month ago, sunburnt her badly, and nevertheless she has persisted: I see a new leaf AND what appears to be a new flower spike
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Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
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There’s truly so much to unpack from what went down with PTS last month and there has not been any time to go over it with folks, but I promise you this energy is actually warranted and the Mayor and some progs deserve the heat too lol
Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There’s truly so much to unpack from what went down with PTS last month and there has not been any time to go over it with folks, but I promise you this energy is actually warranted and the Mayor and some progs deserve the heat too lol
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
It happened to me: I looked up from the thing I was working on to see that my boyfriend had put on a NWSL game because “it’s more exciting than the other [soccer] games on right now.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It happened to me: I looked up from the thing I was working on to see that my boyfriend had put on a NWSL game because “it’s more exciting than the other [soccer] games on right now.”
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
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this is how I imagine Isaac Chotiner requests interviews
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
this is how I imagine Isaac Chotiner requests interviews
Chicago is actually God’s country suck it Morgan Wallen, send skeet
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Chicago is actually God’s country suck it Morgan Wallen, send skeet
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Sometimes I think I’m falling into a deep depression and then I pick up my bedroom and realize that I’m fine, the empty mugs and dirty underpants were just generating Bad Vibes
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes I think I’m falling into a deep depression and then I pick up my bedroom and realize that I’m fine, the empty mugs and dirty underpants were just generating Bad Vibes