Melanie B
@notscaryspice.bsky.social
led by FOMO like a lemming
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Renaming my orchid Elizabeth Warren because I moved her closer to the window a month ago, sunburnt her badly, and nevertheless she has persisted: I see a new leaf AND what appears to be a new flower spike
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Renaming my orchid Elizabeth Warren because I moved her closer to the window a month ago, sunburnt her badly, and nevertheless she has persisted: I see a new leaf AND what appears to be a new flower spike
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Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
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There’s truly so much to unpack from what went down with PTS last month and there has not been any time to go over it with folks, but I promise you this energy is actually warranted and the Mayor and some progs deserve the heat too lol
Fuck every alder who voted against plowing the sidewalks in chicago. I hope you don't slip and fall and break some bones.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
Special fuck you to the alder who did some terrible "back of the napkin" math. Stop ruining our lives!!!!
Photos from a two block stretch of a busy commercial corridor.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There’s truly so much to unpack from what went down with PTS last month and there has not been any time to go over it with folks, but I promise you this energy is actually warranted and the Mayor and some progs deserve the heat too lol
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
It happened to me: I looked up from the thing I was working on to see that my boyfriend had put on a NWSL game because “it’s more exciting than the other [soccer] games on right now.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It happened to me: I looked up from the thing I was working on to see that my boyfriend had put on a NWSL game because “it’s more exciting than the other [soccer] games on right now.”
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🧵This horrific story is being reported all over Latin America, but not the US.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
Randall Gamboa, a Costa Rican, was deported from the US in such a critical health condition it required an ambulance flight.
He then died upon his return to Costa Rica after being detained for 8 months by DHS.
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this is how I imagine Isaac Chotiner requests interviews
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
this is how I imagine Isaac Chotiner requests interviews
Chicago is actually God’s country suck it Morgan Wallen, send skeet
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Chicago is actually God’s country suck it Morgan Wallen, send skeet
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Sometimes I think I’m falling into a deep depression and then I pick up my bedroom and realize that I’m fine, the empty mugs and dirty underpants were just generating Bad Vibes
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes I think I’m falling into a deep depression and then I pick up my bedroom and realize that I’m fine, the empty mugs and dirty underpants were just generating Bad Vibes
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4. What refrigerator brand, founded in the 1910s and so popular in mid-20th-century America that its name was often used generically for any refrigerator, has a name that sounds like what one should expect to find inside a refrigerator?
DE BEERS
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
DE BEERS
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
September 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
4. What refrigerator brand, founded in the 1910s and so popular in mid-20th-century America that its name was often used generically for any refrigerator, has a name that sounds like what one should expect to find inside a refrigerator?
DE BEERS
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
DE BEERS
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
Me to my old posts like
September 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me to my old posts like
my friend got sued for some good ole fashioned legal shitposting, please consider donating what you can
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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September 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
my friend got sued for some good ole fashioned legal shitposting, please consider donating what you can
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
also, having followed the docket closely: @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social is a great lawyer
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In addition to making @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social miserable for more than a year, this guy is also trying to get New York's anti-SLAPP law ruled unconstitutional. Support @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social's efforts to protect the freedom to tweet funny things about fedsoc infighting!
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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September 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In addition to making @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social miserable for more than a year, this guy is also trying to get New York's anti-SLAPP law ruled unconstitutional. Support @max-e-rodriguez.bsky.social's efforts to protect the freedom to tweet funny things about fedsoc infighting!
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Pikajew is a dear friend who deserves every dime of your support. Please boost and donate as you are able.
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
www.gofundme.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Pikajew is a dear friend who deserves every dime of your support. Please boost and donate as you are able.
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my friend and favorite shit poster is in need of help with legal fees. if you cannot afford to donate, please support by sharing the original post. 🥰
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
www.gofundme.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
my friend and favorite shit poster is in need of help with legal fees. if you cannot afford to donate, please support by sharing the original post. 🥰
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I am reading through this guy's whole deal and, wow, what a menace. Some random dude really can make someone's life hell
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am reading through this guy's whole deal and, wow, what a menace. Some random dude really can make someone's life hell
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please help one of the few good people on the internet
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
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September 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
please help one of the few good people on the internet
the ADHD prescription refill process was designed in a lab to make it impossible to get your meds
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
the ADHD prescription refill process was designed in a lab to make it impossible to get your meds
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Please help my friend! She’s a great person and advocate, so funny that even the cover image of the gfm is a solid bit, and she has been dragged through hell for a year for absolutely nothing
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
www.gofundme.com
September 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Please help my friend! She’s a great person and advocate, so funny that even the cover image of the gfm is a solid bit, and she has been dragged through hell for a year for absolutely nothing
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So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
Donate to GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting, organized by Detective Pikajew
Two years ago, I made a Twitter thread about a lawsuit I’d come acr… Detective Pikajew needs your support for GoFundMe If You Like Me: I Got Sued for Tweeting
www.gofundme.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...
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the lawyer subreddits are extremely fed up with ai salesmen www.reddit.com/r/Ask_Lawyer...
From the Ask_Lawyers community on Reddit: Legal Automation
Posted by EducatedImagination - 0 votes and 11 comments
www.reddit.com
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the lawyer subreddits are extremely fed up with ai salesmen www.reddit.com/r/Ask_Lawyer...
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[batman looking at bat signal]
I keep telling this guy to just text me
I keep telling this guy to just text me
July 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[batman looking at bat signal]
I keep telling this guy to just text me
I keep telling this guy to just text me