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ibsroyalty.bsky.social
spookitty, esq.
@ibsroyalty.bsky.social
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I’ve got lawyer brain and other disabilities.

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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
We desperately need an Orange Is the New Black for child welfare, something mass market that shows the general public how horrific the system is
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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mrchrisaddison.bsky.social
Attempts to curb freedom of speech are ever so fashionable right now, aren’t they? Here’s one we can do something practical to counter.
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
my friend and favorite shit poster is in need of help with legal fees. if you cannot afford to donate, please support by sharing the original post. 🥰
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
I’m glad judges are finally issuing appropriate sanctions for AI citations. It’s been over two YEARS since Mata v. Avianca and there’s no excuse for any attorney, but especially a federal practitioner, to be pulling this shit.

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1. The pro hac vice status of Counsel shall be revoked and Counsel will be removed from this case; 2. Plaintiff's Opening Brief shall be stricken; 3. Counsel will be ordered to promptly serve a copy of this Order on Plaintiff, who will in turn be afforded time to engage new counsel or proceed as a self-represented litigant; 4. Counsel will be ordered to write a letter to the three Judges to whom she attributed fictitious cases, Hon. Douglas L. Rayes, Hon. Michael T. Liburdi, and Hon. John Z. Boyle, notifying them of her use of fake cases with their respective names attached; 5. Counsel will be ordered to transmit a copy of this Order to every Judge who presides over any case in which Counsel is attorney of record; and 6. The Clerk of Court's Office will be directed to serve a copy of this Order on the Washington State Bar Association, of which Counsel is a member.' If Counsel is a member of any other state's bar, she shall serve a copy of this Order on that state's bar office.
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
restarting Zoloft sucks lol.
August 5, 2023 at 10:17 AM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
I slept max three hours. I’ve been up since about 1am. :)
ibsroyalty.bsky.social spookitty, esq. @ibsroyalty.bsky.social · Aug 2
would be cool if I could sleep but I’m having a work related anxiety attack :)
August 2, 2023 at 11:26 AM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
would be cool if I could sleep but I’m having a work related anxiety attack :)
August 2, 2023 at 8:17 AM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
oh my god this fruit salad is amazing
Watermelon, cucumbers, red onion, fresh basil in a balsamic vinegar sauce
July 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
nephew is in a mood so no carnival or parade for us today. now i actually have time to clean? damn it.
July 4, 2023 at 3:02 PM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
Mabel’s response to me screaming JESUS FUCK from a 9:50am firework scaring me is protec.
Black Aussie/Pyr mix standing in front of me while I sit in a chair in the yard. She’s leaning against me so it looks like she’s kind of sitting on me.
July 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
I drank ONE (1) sour beer last night and my stomach is ANGRY.
July 4, 2023 at 1:14 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
A civil rights group has filed a lawsuit challenging legacy admissions at Harvard, saying the practice discriminates against students of color by giving an unfair boost to the mostly white children of alumni
Activists spurred by affirmative action ruling sue Harvard over legacy admissions
A civil rights legal group is challenging legacy admissions at Harvard University, saying the practice discriminates against students of color by giving an unfair boost to the mostly white children of...
apnews.com
July 3, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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backlinenurse.bsky.social
when a task i’ve been putting off for weeks due to anxiety takes literally 8 minutes to complete
A fluffy dog drinking out of a juice box labeled “Dumb fuck juice”
July 2, 2023 at 6:18 PM
ibsroyalty.bsky.social
having to work today and my boss just being constantly MIA or “out” of the office is very aggravating lol.
July 3, 2023 at 1:06 PM
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milesklee.bsky.social
“Monday, July 3” gotta be the fakest workday in American history
July 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM