spookitty, esq.
@ibsroyalty.bsky.social
I’ve got lawyer brain and other disabilities.
she/her.
she/her.
what five year old genius came up with this argument
August 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
what five year old genius came up with this argument
time and time again my home state disgraces me.
August 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
time and time again my home state disgraces me.
how big is the trump portrait suppose to be though
August 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
how big is the trump portrait suppose to be though
destroyed him with math.
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
destroyed him with math.
page twelve and fred it finally getting to the argu-
August 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
page twelve and fred it finally getting to the argu-
incredible footnotes.
August 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
incredible footnotes.
not the mormons, fred!
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
not the mormons, fred!
fred must be fun at parties
August 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
fred must be fun at parties
ok ok i'm going to read the whole thing.
don lafontaine, if only you were alive to narrate this.
don lafontaine, if only you were alive to narrate this.
August 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ok ok i'm going to read the whole thing.
don lafontaine, if only you were alive to narrate this.
don lafontaine, if only you were alive to narrate this.
please, teacher...but how do i do adultery?
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
please, teacher...but how do i do adultery?
is this a fall out boy song?
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
is this a fall out boy song?
oh my god this fruit salad is amazing
July 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
oh my god this fruit salad is amazing
Mabel’s response to me screaming JESUS FUCK from a 9:50am firework scaring me is protec.
July 4, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Mabel’s response to me screaming JESUS FUCK from a 9:50am firework scaring me is protec.
in my butterfly/humming bird garden lots - Joe pye weed, purple dome aster (potted for now), prairie blazing star. Rattlesnake master, swamp milkweed, pearly everlasting, pale purple cone flower, spotted bee balm, purple prairie clover, and wild petunia.
they’re plugs so they are small
they’re plugs so they are small
July 2, 2023 at 3:04 AM
in my butterfly/humming bird garden lots - Joe pye weed, purple dome aster (potted for now), prairie blazing star. Rattlesnake master, swamp milkweed, pearly everlasting, pale purple cone flower, spotted bee balm, purple prairie clover, and wild petunia.
they’re plugs so they are small
they’re plugs so they are small
this is going to be the toughest spot because that’s where she runs to to bark 😭
July 1, 2023 at 11:12 PM
this is going to be the toughest spot because that’s where she runs to to bark 😭
Mabel, combatting cottonwood stickies in style.
May 9, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Mabel, combatting cottonwood stickies in style.
Oh my god she’s back
May 7, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Oh my god she’s back
Captured a very rare Luna cuddle last night.
May 7, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Captured a very rare Luna cuddle last night.
like…come on guys.
May 4, 2023 at 2:12 PM
like…come on guys.