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Josh 🌈 Be gay and ban cars.
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I propose that, when the urbanists win and we rip out Storrow Drive to make more parkland on the banks of the Charles, we have a festival every Labor Day where we gather to ritually sacrifice a box truck on what was once Storrow.
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Making Christmas dinner: hmm why does it smell kind of like burnt pecans in here?

Oh no!
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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reminder:
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just happened to see this elote stand out while walking the dogs and it made José SO happy. Helps that it was incredible !
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I moved from Chrome to firefox in the first place because of this shit, don't think I won't do it again
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Enshittification really making people use some shit called Floorp and i have to support stupidest fucking timeline
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
December 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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sigh
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There's a rotisserie chicken I keep finding in my kitchen
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Listening to 2000s raver music while I cook beef stew for dinner is doing wonders for my mental health
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Postal birds! 🐦✉️
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Chocolate PB fudge is setting up in the fridge and it's time for some sugar work! Working on my chocolate turtles now
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Snow outside? Time for breakfast feast and Enya's Christmas album.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I think I need to play Death Standing 2 for some bizarre reason and I think I need José to understand (or try to) what a Kojina game is
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Josh hits it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Obsessed with the glowing machine that makes the room wet
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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new game release: Rainbows Are Carnivores is an experimental gay fishing romance / aquaculture management sim. Free, 10-20 min, play in mobile or desktop browser radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hyuck
So much nasty porn featuring Goofy is gonna be created
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This app sucks and every day they wake up and try to make it worse
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Starting Christmas cookie season with choc chip oatmeal cookies
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM