Not a Witch
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Josh π Be gay and ban cars.
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Took a gamble and cooked a rack of ribs in the instant pot tonight (we don't own a grill) and it totally worked?
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Took a gamble and cooked a rack of ribs in the instant pot tonight (we don't own a grill) and it totally worked?
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So AI is
- A zero-profit money sinkhole
- Slowing down workers who have to keep fixing its hallucinations
- Filling the internet with lies and deception
- Fighting creativity
- Ruining the customer tech market
- Killing open source software
- Destroying education
But for some reason we "need" it?
- A zero-profit money sinkhole
- Slowing down workers who have to keep fixing its hallucinations
- Filling the internet with lies and deception
- Fighting creativity
- Ruining the customer tech market
- Killing open source software
- Destroying education
But for some reason we "need" it?
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
So AI is
- A zero-profit money sinkhole
- Slowing down workers who have to keep fixing its hallucinations
- Filling the internet with lies and deception
- Fighting creativity
- Ruining the customer tech market
- Killing open source software
- Destroying education
But for some reason we "need" it?
- A zero-profit money sinkhole
- Slowing down workers who have to keep fixing its hallucinations
- Filling the internet with lies and deception
- Fighting creativity
- Ruining the customer tech market
- Killing open source software
- Destroying education
But for some reason we "need" it?
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Oh no you really are going through it
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Oh no you really are going through it
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
βHe canβt sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, βDaddy, Daddy,ββ Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
βHe canβt sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, βDaddy, Daddy,ββ Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
βHeβs not the sameβ: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
βHe canβt sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, βDaddy, Daddy,ββ Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
βHe canβt sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, βDaddy, Daddy,ββ Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
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please give us more personal data please please please please cβmon youβre being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. weβre NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so youβre the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please cβmon youβre being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. weβre NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so youβre the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
I'm astounded at how on point everyone looks
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'm astounded at how on point everyone looks
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February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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concentration camp expert:
Some people are asking what I want Schumer to do. He should be screaming over medical care and access to facilities. He should be going to detention facilities himself and putting his body on the line, as he did at the border in 2019. He should lean into stories about New Yorkers in detention. [1/4]
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
concentration camp expert:
The perfect pasta shape
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The perfect pasta shape
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That's a $200 coat, diva
www.jacketsmasters.com/product/goob...
www.jacketsmasters.com/product/goob...
Gooba Puffer 69 Rainbow Jacket - Jackets Masters
69 Rainbow Jacket is inspired by the song βGoobaβ sung by 6ix6ine. The jacket is designed for his fans.
www.jacketsmasters.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:10 AM
That's a $200 coat, diva
www.jacketsmasters.com/product/goob...
www.jacketsmasters.com/product/goob...
Having a nice crafting morning with some Zelda jazz and some sleepy puppies. Making good progress on JosΓ©'s Christmas stocking #crossstitch!
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Having a nice crafting morning with some Zelda jazz and some sleepy puppies. Making good progress on JosΓ©'s Christmas stocking #crossstitch!
Boston's so cold this morning that my dunks iced froze into a slushie on the 10 minute wallk home
February 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Boston's so cold this morning that my dunks iced froze into a slushie on the 10 minute wallk home
If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me...
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I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now
Unfortunately Democrats only know how to give cops more money, technology, and staffing. They only have one button to press and theyβre making a very concerned face as they press it
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now
The title is SO memorable though that it's actually called Highguard. You only play as a Warden.
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The title is SO memorable though that it's actually called Highguard. You only play as a Warden.