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"When the lions have historians, then the hunters will cease to be heroes."
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Your wife would want to have sex with you if you put consistent and reliable effort into the relationship.

Happy Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people
February 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It is National Pizza Day, so this is your periodic reminder that Hawaiian Pizza was invented by a Greek-Canadian named Sam Panopoulos at his Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario in 1962.
A True Canadian Hero 🫡
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If a movie is over 3 hours long you should be allowed to bring a pillow and a blanket and your cat with you to the theater.
February 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.
February 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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every time you think about Kanye West he earns $1 please stop doing it
February 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Elvis was right to shoot his television
February 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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People unnecessarily died on his watch and this MFer is out here blaming diversity

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January 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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watched Interstellar for the first time and honestly it rips?? why was everyone complaining about this movie, "too long"?? "too boring"??? it's great!
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My blue oyster mushrooms! 🍄🍄🍄
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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i think it's time for internet 2, where no one's allowed to make money on it
January 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Most prescient post of all time?
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Three Elfin Saddle mushrooms (some type of Helvella species) stand at unique heights and with their own special shapes not far from a raging river in a thick old-growth forest 🍄📷 📸🎞 🌱🌿 🟢 🍄‍🟫 🍄 📷
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.

It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
January 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Hi Bluesky! I’m an illustrator based in DC and I like to draw animals 👋
January 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I hear what you guys are saying about the Oscars, and how they're a celebration of life, and the show must go on, blah-blah-blah, so-on-and-so-forth. It all makes a degree of sense, but to me it still feels like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. Or in this case, wearing fancy clothes while LA burns.
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM