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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Outrage/Threat Level: Mildly Irksome
When restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “handhelds”
Outrage/Threat Level: Mildly Irksome
When restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “handhelds”
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
How to accomplish despotic acts of random cruelty: the president declares it and it's instantly done.
How to accomplish despotic acts of random cruelty: the president declares it and it's instantly done.
Now, box office and production staff at the venues are fighting for union recognition too as separate bargaining units.
Congrats to the workers!
Now, box office and production staff at the venues are fighting for union recognition too as separate bargaining units.
Congrats to the workers!
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...