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If you have a kitten who has never been given canned food or seen it happen, it still goes wild when it hears the sound of a can opener.
This indicates that deep in the evolutionary past, cats hunted to extinction some type of robot containing fish
This indicates that deep in the evolutionary past, cats hunted to extinction some type of robot containing fish
March 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you have a kitten who has never been given canned food or seen it happen, it still goes wild when it hears the sound of a can opener.
This indicates that deep in the evolutionary past, cats hunted to extinction some type of robot containing fish
This indicates that deep in the evolutionary past, cats hunted to extinction some type of robot containing fish
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?
February 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?
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her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
me:
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
me:
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Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.
February 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.
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It is crazy to me that there is a character named Optimus Primal, who is like Optimus Prime but a GORILLA, and we haven’t carved him into Mount Rushmore over top of those old dickheads.
February 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It is crazy to me that there is a character named Optimus Primal, who is like Optimus Prime but a GORILLA, and we haven’t carved him into Mount Rushmore over top of those old dickheads.
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waking up every morning be like ...
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
waking up every morning be like ...
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.