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Cristobal Carrillo
@nonewasthewiser.bsky.social
Bureaucrat and musician living in California’s San Joaquin Valley.
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Happy Mother’s Day
May 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Only Anakin's new powers can save Padmé, but only one ILM employee could solve this Star Wars mystery
Read this: The Revenge Of The Sith's Force ghost mystery has been solved
Read this: The Revenge Of The Sith's Force ghost mystery has been solved
www.avclub.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A good follow.
Hi! It took me a while, but I’m finally here.

Refresher: I’m a journalist working in California’s San Joaquin Valley, previously with @fresnobee.com. Now I’m at a nonprofit newsroom @themercedfocus.bsky.social.

I’m sort of trying to recreate my beloved Twitter feed (RIP). Am I doing this right?
April 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass
April 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Vote Weir! He needs all the help he can get, and I need aTruman Show episode!!!
It's all come down to this.

The 2025 Blank Check March Madness Championship match. The next filmmaker (or filmmaking duo!) to cap off our Decade of Dreams™️

It's The Coen Brothers (1) vs Peter Weir (3).

Vote here: blankcheckpod.com/march-madness
March 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Dinner’s ready, When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might…
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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This is canon
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RIP to one of the low rider culture greats!
January 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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happy new year, everyone. even in all the worst times in human history people have found joy, helped each other, and resisted the depredations of unaccountable power; and so can we. everything won't all be fine, but there will always be ways to make things better than they are.
January 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If anyone is curious about the local music scene in California’s Central San Joaquin Valley (specifically Fresno, Tulare, and Kings Counties), here’s a link to a 150 song playlist! Plenty of great stuff!!! Hope you enjoy it!

open.spotify.com/playlist/4tn...
Spanspek's 2024 Mega Local Music Playlist
Playlist · Cristobal Carrillo · 151 items · 3 saves
open.spotify.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Every new year's resolution I think of is really some variation of "stop disappointing yourself" so I'll just go with that.
December 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I’m in a punk band called Werebear (like Werewolf, but only a bear!) I wrote a Christmas song a while back! Please give it a listen! Guaranteed to be less problematic than “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”!

open.spotify.com/track/5hrQQJ...
December 5, 2024 at 3:58 AM
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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“skeets” ❌
“tweets” ❌
“posts” ❌
“slunts” ✅ ✅ ✅
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
The ultimate insult is this dude going by El Gallo. Pinche pendejo!
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Just realizing this is pretty much the real life version of the Rocky Balboa movie
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments
Both Campaigns Release Ads Showcasing Trump’s Most Racist Comments
NEW YORK—Featuring nearly identical video footage in two separate $25 million ad buys, the Donald Trump and Kamala Harris campaigns both debuted new commercials Tuesday that attempt to win support for...
theonion.com
October 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Crumbling into dust this morning, looking up slang my kids used on the Today show website.
October 22, 2024 at 3:01 PM
It’d be a lot easier to root for Cleveland if so many of their fans weren’t rocking Indians jerseys.
October 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Just practiced major self control not making a Halloween joke while on the phone with MICHAEL MYER.
October 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
😭😭😭
October 10, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I’m bringing back artistic patronage baby! I wanna hear John William’s Symphony No. 1! I wanna see a 100 foot tall mural by Kehinde Wiley. Chappell Roan’s opera is gonna be amazing!
what offbeat but actually useful cause would you hurl your money at if you were an eccentric billionaire
And I would also rewild the Great Plains. That’s at least a crackpot idea commensurate with the scale of the billionaire problem.
October 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Lord help me if more than 50% of the country actually supports mass deportations. Fucking soulless.
October 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Anytime JD Vance looks into the camera
October 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM