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Sam
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Old dude finally figuring out the skin I’m in. Queer. Music lover, ex-gatekeeper. Very ex-christian. I’ll probably fall in love with you, but I’ll be cool about it.
@berserkbunny.bsky.social heeeey! It’s me, Dad! From Twitter!
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@lenamaymath.bsky.social sup, girlfriend. Welcome to Bluesky. It’s fine.
January 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Be fun if George Soros went out and committed a few crimes so Biden can pardon him too
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I think I just understood Beefheart. He’s almost enjoyable now.
December 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Why does Little Rock smell like almond?
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Joe Rogan is a bitch.
November 24, 2024 at 11:04 PM
@actingliketommy.bsky.social I’m too old to do the Twitch thing (my attention span is shot), but I really enjoy your videos on Youtube. Thanks for fighting and helping us old guys remember we’re still relevant.
November 24, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Awwwww shit.
November 23, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
System of the Dog: a SoaD-themed Mother Love Bone cover band.
November 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I sure got called a p*do a lot by people who don’t want to see the evidence regarding an actual p*dophile in their party.
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene being chosen for the Department of Gagworthy Edgelords (DOGE) proves that the entire Musk/Vivek initiative is a joke
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
November 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Bluesky> threads>Banging your head into the wall > x
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM