Noble Prize in Sarcasm
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There's a gateway in our minds that leads somewhere out there far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain
Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
There's a gateway in our minds that leads somewhere out there far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain
Where reptile aliens made of light cut you open and pull out all your pain
Pat Narduzzi…
a cartoon of homer simpson saying " get ready everybody he 's about to do something stupid "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying " get ready everybody he 's about to do something stupid "
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pat Narduzzi…
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if you’re not excited to have the Vandy or Miami fight about the playoff well we are not the same
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if you’re not excited to have the Vandy or Miami fight about the playoff well we are not the same
ND is on pace to win 252-0 over Syracuse
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ND is on pace to win 252-0 over Syracuse
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If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If the government won't bail out my crypto losses, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
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Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
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NC State-FSU is the "these women having a mid off" tweet of college football
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
NC State-FSU is the "these women having a mid off" tweet of college football
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
![II. Credibility
The Court next addresses the credibility of the parties’ evidence and witnesses. After reviewing all the evidence submitted to the Court and listening to the testimony elicited at the preliminary injunction hearing, during depositions, and in other court proceedings, the Court finds Defendants’ evidence simply not credible. [FN 6]
Plaintiffs submitted a mountain of evidence, providing the Court with over eighty declarations, numerous videos and articles, and other evidence. Defendants did not rebut anything that Plaintiffs set forth in their declarations or testimony, even with BWC footage.
[FN 6] In another case considering some of the same evidence presented to this Court, another court in this district also found that the perceptions of certain of Defendants’ declarants, such as Hott and Parra, were not reliable. See Illinois v. Trump, No. 25-cv-12174, 2025 WL 2886645, at *5 (N.D. Ill. Oct. 10, 2025) (noting a “troubling trend of Defendants’ declarants equating protests with riots and a lack of appreciation for the wide spectrum that exists between citizens who are observing, questioning, and criticizing their government, and those who are obstructing, assaulting, or doing violence”), motion to stay denied in part, 155 F.4th 929 (7th Cir. 2025).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifpyry2il5toxbr3iejgrsxs6kmnwve75qwnhebfp44ieyjrfpsdu@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
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theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command
They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
theres no coming back from this without prosecuting everyone up and down the chain of command
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
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Oh you’re celebrating International Men’s Day? Name three guys then
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh you’re celebrating International Men’s Day? Name three guys then
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It’s literally like they pushed some random lady into the spotlight
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s literally like they pushed some random lady into the spotlight
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Breaking news: A federal judge in the James Comey case questions whether the indictment of the former FBI director was properly approved by a grand jury.
Comey attorney argues indictment is an abuse of power by Trump
A federal judge heard arguments on whether to dismiss the indictment of former FBI director James Comey on the grounds of vindictive prosecution.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Breaking news: A federal judge in the James Comey case questions whether the indictment of the former FBI director was properly approved by a grand jury.
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Trying to finish a @postsports.bsky.social column about Kiffin and I cannot shake the phrase "adult cheerleading competition"
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trying to finish a @postsports.bsky.social column about Kiffin and I cannot shake the phrase "adult cheerleading competition"
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Q: “The DOJ statement earlier this year saying that the Epstein files would not be released mentioned the fact that the review of the documents and the evidence did not suggest that any additional investigation of third parties was warranted. What changed since that you launched this investigation?”
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Q: “The DOJ statement earlier this year saying that the Epstein files would not be released mentioned the fact that the review of the documents and the evidence did not suggest that any additional investigation of third parties was warranted. What changed since that you launched this investigation?”
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kind of disappointed the other tire manufacturers haven’t come up with their own prestigious awards
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
kind of disappointed the other tire manufacturers haven’t come up with their own prestigious awards
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Chat, is this good
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chat, is this good
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💒 🏈 Thanks to @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social for cosigning my general rule of life, which is never to skip a cool in-person event to watch something on television (even college football).
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channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
💒 🏈 Thanks to @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social for cosigning my general rule of life, which is never to skip a cool in-person event to watch something on television (even college football).
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
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BREAKING: A federal court in El Paso has BLOCKED Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in the 2026 midterms.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
Federal court clears new Texas congressional map for 2026 // Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
BREAKING: A federal court in El Paso has BLOCKED Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in the 2026 midterms.
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/18/t...
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Andrew Paul Johnson was arraigned in a Florida court in October on multiple charges, including molesting a child as young as 11 years old.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
Johnson dangled the prospect that one of the children could receive money bc...he was entitled to $10 million as part of reparations for his January 6 arrest.
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If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
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Love when a coach is like “I’m gonna teach you a lesson by demonstrating how ineffective our offense without you”
Pretty sure CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens are being disciplined? They're both benched to start the game.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Love when a coach is like “I’m gonna teach you a lesson by demonstrating how ineffective our offense without you”