Noble Prize in Sarcasm
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The defense should never lose track of the guy wearing the padded helmet cover
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The defense should never lose track of the guy wearing the padded helmet cover
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November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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That was a gutsy win
a man holds up a white banner with a blue w on it
ALT: a man holds up a white banner with a blue w on it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That was a gutsy win
I hope Semaj didn’t mess up that route
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I hope Semaj didn’t mess up that route
NW is a very good tackling team
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NW is a very good tackling team
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Gus Johnson don't you ever apologize for a touchdown call again as long as you live good sir
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Gus Johnson don't you ever apologize for a touchdown call again as long as you live good sir
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So Northwestern gets 40 seconds put back on the clock because their play clock is broken and now this will help them to score
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So Northwestern gets 40 seconds put back on the clock because their play clock is broken and now this will help them to score
Gus and Joel should talk the nice spotter standing between them
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Gus and Joel should talk the nice spotter standing between them
Almost every Michigan player was held on that fake punt
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Almost every Michigan player was held on that fake punt
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.
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what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
what the actual fuck
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i was going to say 'do not listen to medical advice from the fuckin vice president' then remembered who the fuckin secretary of health and social services is
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i was going to say 'do not listen to medical advice from the fuckin vice president' then remembered who the fuckin secretary of health and social services is
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🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
Dude said easy to the camera and seconds later we see it bounced off the ground
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dude said easy to the camera and seconds later we see it bounced off the ground
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RFK Jr.: It's clear how much affection Trump has for you and how much he relies on your wisdom.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
RFK Jr.: It's clear how much affection Trump has for you and how much he relies on your wisdom.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
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Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Am I wrong or is Michael Wolff advising Epstein to blackmail Trump?
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Am I wrong or is Michael Wolff advising Epstein to blackmail Trump?
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listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
listen there was simply no way to know that Brian Kelly would be extremely unpleasant to deal with
Republicans criminalizing CBD gummies and drinks with zero debate puts the Senate in play in 2026 for the Dems, could see 50+ seat House swing
Just a moronic policy blunder
Just a moronic policy blunder
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Republicans criminalizing CBD gummies and drinks with zero debate puts the Senate in play in 2026 for the Dems, could see 50+ seat House swing
Just a moronic policy blunder
Just a moronic policy blunder
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Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
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1/2"Our hearts ache as we announce the passing of John Kinsel Sr., a cherished elder and one of the immortal Navajo Code Talkers. At 107, he leaves behind a legacy of unbreakable bravery forged in the fires of Bougainville, Guam, and Iwo Jima".
-The History Vault
-The History Vault
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
1/2"Our hearts ache as we announce the passing of John Kinsel Sr., a cherished elder and one of the immortal Navajo Code Talkers. At 107, he leaves behind a legacy of unbreakable bravery forged in the fires of Bougainville, Guam, and Iwo Jima".
-The History Vault
-The History Vault