Shay
@no111lettuce.bsky.social
Electrified meat with opinions living through interesting times. she/they
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
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On these dark, cold winter nights it's so nice to listen in as my children gather around the hearth to discuss how much damage different items do
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
On these dark, cold winter nights it's so nice to listen in as my children gather around the hearth to discuss how much damage different items do
Had a meeting scheduled this morning where I was going to have to tell the client the reports I had hoped to have done today weren’t ready yet but they texted me to let me know they want to reschedule for next week. It’s a Halloween miracle 😃
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Had a meeting scheduled this morning where I was going to have to tell the client the reports I had hoped to have done today weren’t ready yet but they texted me to let me know they want to reschedule for next week. It’s a Halloween miracle 😃
Stickers For My Pill Caddy would be a good band name
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Stickers For My Pill Caddy would be a good band name
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We have a bunch of spiders on our back patio and my favorite, Dan Sickles, has been hanging out with her own leg and building her webs in the same place by the door for months. There was a big storm last night and she wasn’t in her usual spot this morning so I fear the worst 😔
October 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We have a bunch of spiders on our back patio and my favorite, Dan Sickles, has been hanging out with her own leg and building her webs in the same place by the door for months. There was a big storm last night and she wasn’t in her usual spot this morning so I fear the worst 😔
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Doing the cool-guy reverse-nod to a bird
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Doing the cool-guy reverse-nod to a bird
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*uploading your consciousness to a computer* well there you go, you're immortal. also check this out, I can change your language settings. yeah, you're just a bunch of code approximating someone who already died, oops I changed all your memories, now I made you excel, death would have been better
September 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*uploading your consciousness to a computer* well there you go, you're immortal. also check this out, I can change your language settings. yeah, you're just a bunch of code approximating someone who already died, oops I changed all your memories, now I made you excel, death would have been better
Shoutout to valve for giving me another fucked up semi-feral bloodthirsty monster man to have gender envy over
September 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Shoutout to valve for giving me another fucked up semi-feral bloodthirsty monster man to have gender envy over
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i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
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every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
Doof wagon playlist in shambles 😭
Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service
July 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Doof wagon playlist in shambles 😭
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My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king
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lightning struck right outside my window and I realized I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want it to be loud
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
lightning struck right outside my window and I realized I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want it to be loud
Got they’d by a stranger in public when I wasn’t even binding ✌️😎
April 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Got they’d by a stranger in public when I wasn’t even binding ✌️😎
You know things are going well when you start getting ads for selling plasma
April 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You know things are going well when you start getting ads for selling plasma
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Seems like hardly anyone honks on bobo these days
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Seems like hardly anyone honks on bobo these days
I must not doomscroll. Doomscrolling is the mind killer.
April 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I must not doomscroll. Doomscrolling is the mind killer.
Moving is great because it gives me an opportunity to seriously contemplate things like having a Bloodborne themed bathroom
March 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Moving is great because it gives me an opportunity to seriously contemplate things like having a Bloodborne themed bathroom
I think I’ve gotten more compliments on my Ghost shirt than any other article of clothing I’ve ever owned
March 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think I’ve gotten more compliments on my Ghost shirt than any other article of clothing I’ve ever owned
I’ve received not one but TWO emails from my bank so far asking me to watch my “personalized year end rewards summary” video. Who is this for??
February 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’ve received not one but TWO emails from my bank so far asking me to watch my “personalized year end rewards summary” video. Who is this for??
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Asked my accountant if he thought paying taxes was obeying in advance and he said he's really busy
February 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Asked my accountant if he thought paying taxes was obeying in advance and he said he's really busy
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February 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shoutout to the random Latin professor who responded to my request for translation help in less than ten minutes!
February 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Shoutout to the random Latin professor who responded to my request for translation help in less than ten minutes!