Jennifer Lee Noonan
@nnnnoonan.bsky.social
SID MEIER'S MEMOIR on shelves now, Damn Interesting Week podcast on speakers now. Winner of the NYT Sidney Award, loser of many other awards.
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So far in today's cooking marathon, I have cut myself twice, and stabbed myself three times with a toothpick. As is tradition.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So far in today's cooking marathon, I have cut myself twice, and stabbed myself three times with a toothpick. As is tradition.
I might actually watch beauty pageants if they all dressed up like fish
Miss Universe 2025: Miss Norway goes viral after salmon-inspired national costume stuns audience [WATCH]
Paired with sparkling silver boots, she delivered her best “fish glare” to the cameras
www.hola.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I might actually watch beauty pageants if they all dressed up like fish
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Good old Woz. Good for him.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Good old Woz. Good for him.
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So tired of children's alphabet books that rely on xylophone and x-ray. It's high time the youth of today learned the word xylospongium.
August 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So tired of children's alphabet books that rely on xylophone and x-ray. It's high time the youth of today learned the word xylospongium.
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Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
No point in going to sleep now, in ten minutes all my daily puzzles drop.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
No point in going to sleep now, in ten minutes all my daily puzzles drop.
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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Just saw Wicked, and I'm sorry, but I'm really struggling to understand how this is an effective allegory for the demonetization of silver.
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Just saw Wicked, and I'm sorry, but I'm really struggling to understand how this is an effective allegory for the demonetization of silver.
"The city is really another character in the story."
Oh, for sure. The time period, too. The cover art, the copyright page, they're all characters! We live in a character ouroborous that shall birth and feed on itself until the sun goes black, and in that moment, we will say, "This is a character."
Oh, for sure. The time period, too. The cover art, the copyright page, they're all characters! We live in a character ouroborous that shall birth and feed on itself until the sun goes black, and in that moment, we will say, "This is a character."
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"The city is really another character in the story."
Oh, for sure. The time period, too. The cover art, the copyright page, they're all characters! We live in a character ouroborous that shall birth and feed on itself until the sun goes black, and in that moment, we will say, "This is a character."
Oh, for sure. The time period, too. The cover art, the copyright page, they're all characters! We live in a character ouroborous that shall birth and feed on itself until the sun goes black, and in that moment, we will say, "This is a character."
We need to establish a Hugging Height Differential standard. If the HHG between two adults is too large, they must default to fist bumping. No more of this bending-at-the-waist nonsense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We need to establish a Hugging Height Differential standard. If the HHG between two adults is too large, they must default to fist bumping. No more of this bending-at-the-waist nonsense.
I just can't understand the purpose of gnocchi.
You want little bite-sized potatoes? They already exist! You want to drench them in sauce like pasta? You don't need permission!
Y'all are turning the perfect food into a weak imitation of itself, and it makes God weep.
You want little bite-sized potatoes? They already exist! You want to drench them in sauce like pasta? You don't need permission!
Y'all are turning the perfect food into a weak imitation of itself, and it makes God weep.
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I just can't understand the purpose of gnocchi.
You want little bite-sized potatoes? They already exist! You want to drench them in sauce like pasta? You don't need permission!
Y'all are turning the perfect food into a weak imitation of itself, and it makes God weep.
You want little bite-sized potatoes? They already exist! You want to drench them in sauce like pasta? You don't need permission!
Y'all are turning the perfect food into a weak imitation of itself, and it makes God weep.
Modern-day "West Side Story" where the Sharks and the Jets are replaced with ASMR enthusiasts and misophonia sufferers.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Modern-day "West Side Story" where the Sharks and the Jets are replaced with ASMR enthusiasts and misophonia sufferers.
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Idea: A musical about a 2-year old that keeps killing his babysitters and turning them into Gerber meat sticks. I call it Sweeney Toddler.
February 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Idea: A musical about a 2-year old that keeps killing his babysitters and turning them into Gerber meat sticks. I call it Sweeney Toddler.
I own not one, but TWO t-shirts extolling my love for egg salad, and I'm not even 50 yet. Can't wait to see what the future brings.
Turn around and you’re in your fifties, elbows deep in thirty-five pounds of egg salad, wondering exactly where it all went wrong.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I own not one, but TWO t-shirts extolling my love for egg salad, and I'm not even 50 yet. Can't wait to see what the future brings.
Caveman brain sees patterns. Modern, evolved brain wishes it didn't. But caveman brain doesn't care.
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Caveman brain sees patterns. Modern, evolved brain wishes it didn't. But caveman brain doesn't care.
A real good news/bad news situation for the SanDisk marketing team this morning...
Tragic Titan submersible’s $62 SanDisk memory card found undamaged at wreckage site — 12 stills and nine videos have been recovered, but none from the fateful OceanGate implosion
The specialist camera was rated to 6,000m, but the lens and some of its components were probably damaged by the implosion.
www.tomshardware.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A real good news/bad news situation for the SanDisk marketing team this morning...
I will never be happy about the way ordnance is spelled.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I will never be happy about the way ordnance is spelled.
I've come to believe that the funniest possible insult is "love that for you." If you could all love that for me at some point today, I think it would help a lot.
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I've come to believe that the funniest possible insult is "love that for you." If you could all love that for me at some point today, I think it would help a lot.
Wherein my genius is wasted in the replies
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, dude
I'm half starving
All for the meat you stewed
It won't be a stylish buffet
You can't afford an entree
But you'll look fair
Upon the chair
Of a bicycle built for food
Give me your answer, dude
I'm half starving
All for the meat you stewed
It won't be a stylish buffet
You can't afford an entree
But you'll look fair
Upon the chair
Of a bicycle built for food
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Wherein my genius is wasted in the replies
"You come to me, on the day of my moderator's federating?"
--Mastodon Corleone
--Mastodon Corleone
October 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
"You come to me, on the day of my moderator's federating?"
--Mastodon Corleone
--Mastodon Corleone
If you want to really understand how different the 1980s were: I watched this movie at a sleepover birthday party in *third* grade.
Then we wandered the streets unsupervised for a while, got yelled at by some drunks to go home, and toilet papered a classmate's house.
Then we wandered the streets unsupervised for a while, got yelled at by some drunks to go home, and toilet papered a classmate's house.
We need more movies like Night of the Demons
This forgotten cult classic teen horror movie could never get made today
We need more movies like Night of the Demons
www.polygon.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you want to really understand how different the 1980s were: I watched this movie at a sleepover birthday party in *third* grade.
Then we wandered the streets unsupervised for a while, got yelled at by some drunks to go home, and toilet papered a classmate's house.
Then we wandered the streets unsupervised for a while, got yelled at by some drunks to go home, and toilet papered a classmate's house.
Hadestown didn't make me cry but Operation Mincemeat did WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hadestown didn't make me cry but Operation Mincemeat did WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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