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Niems
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Come on, BlueSky—let’s go party
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OUTLOOK: You replied to this message on 5/22/2025 11:44 AM.

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November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Money's not important, career's not important, committing to the bit is important
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
People have lost their jobs, have been forced to work for pay they’ll likely never receive, or gone hungry for this fucking shit outcome
It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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"shocked pikachu"? not gonna be very effective. pikachus are resistant to electricity. lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Writing a manuscript for publication about my serious biomedical research while listening to a Rammstein song where she doesn’t have to be smart or good looking as long as she got them big ol tits is exactly where I thought I’d be in my 30s
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
What we’re seeing in NYC right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Big day for those of us with legal names beginning with Z that bigots will pretend are not pronounced exactly like they’re spelled
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A dog just ran up to me in public and sat at my feet expectantly. I asked the owner if I could pet their dog, and the owner responded, “do you have treats?” And I was like, “….what?” “Do you have treats?” And I didn’t even finish saying no before the owner said, “well, she thinks you do” and turned
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I genuinely could not care less about what people buy with food stamps. I wouldn't even give a shit if they used them to buy cigarettes and vodka
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The wizard works on a research paper.
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In keeping with this, here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
- our outdoor pepper plants we brought indoors to over winter have started producing peppers
- my cats have been super snuggly with the changing weather
- new dishwasher
- made a bunch of tomato soup base with our garden tomatoes
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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happy Godzilla Day
when you try to tell me anything
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I still love baseball forever.
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Well. How many days til pitchers and catchers report
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
And I knew I’d be mad when the game was over even while I was longing for death
me during innings 13-18: i long for death
me after the game ends: wow, that was great
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM