Nick Clare
@nickclare.bsky.social
Sarcastic software engineer, cloud architect/advocate. Powered by codeine, coffee, coseyntx and clonzapam. Not to be taken seriously
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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🎶 I have sore glutes and I cannot lie 🎶
June 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
🎶 I have sore glutes and I cannot lie 🎶
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There are people who assume those with disabilities are faking. That we’re scamming the system somehow. That it’s “fun” to be disabled.
They never seem to consider that most of us are faking being well.
We put on a smile and a brave face & push through suffering that most could never comprehend.
They never seem to consider that most of us are faking being well.
We put on a smile and a brave face & push through suffering that most could never comprehend.
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There are people who assume those with disabilities are faking. That we’re scamming the system somehow. That it’s “fun” to be disabled.
They never seem to consider that most of us are faking being well.
We put on a smile and a brave face & push through suffering that most could never comprehend.
They never seem to consider that most of us are faking being well.
We put on a smile and a brave face & push through suffering that most could never comprehend.
No better way to start the day than realising you forgot to bring pain medication *as* you arrive at work.
February 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No better way to start the day than realising you forgot to bring pain medication *as* you arrive at work.
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“You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
“You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Seriously considered changing my bio to “7 luck points and 20 evil points” while watching @acollierastro.bsky.social’s new video 😂
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Seriously considered changing my bio to “7 luck points and 20 evil points” while watching @acollierastro.bsky.social’s new video 😂
Can we do movies instead? I reckon Usual Suspects, keep Pete Postlethwaite. But also change the director to be a muppet, too
pick a tv show, keep one actor, the rest are muppets
mad men. keep hamm. this would be so good.
mad men. keep hamm. this would be so good.
Pick a TV show, keep one actor, the rest are Muppets
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Keep Brent Spiner
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Keep Brent Spiner
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Can we do movies instead? I reckon Usual Suspects, keep Pete Postlethwaite. But also change the director to be a muppet, too
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Life would be easier if it wasn't for the crushing depression and anxiety.
November 8, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Life would be easier if it wasn't for the crushing depression and anxiety.
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This is fanfuckingtastic!
Beetlejuice…….. 🥱😒
Beetlejuice…….. 😳😟
…… BEETLEJUICE 😰😱🫨
“ITS SHOWTIME”
Beetlejuice…….. 😳😟
…… BEETLEJUICE 😰😱🫨
“ITS SHOWTIME”
October 20, 2024 at 8:56 AM
This is fanfuckingtastic!
For fountain pen bsky, how do we feel about Graf von Faber-Castell? Seem a tad pricey, how do they write compared to like the MB149 or a Namiki? #fountainpens
February 16, 2024 at 9:41 AM
For fountain pen bsky, how do we feel about Graf von Faber-Castell? Seem a tad pricey, how do they write compared to like the MB149 or a Namiki? #fountainpens
Time to crowdsource suggestion for a name for a coding/cloud technical blog. I know most of my (few) followers aren’t tech people, but they’re far more creative than me so let’s see what happens. @tashjoeza.bsky.social @thejessness.bsky.social @ganjananda.bsky.social looking at you ;)
December 25, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Time to crowdsource suggestion for a name for a coding/cloud technical blog. I know most of my (few) followers aren’t tech people, but they’re far more creative than me so let’s see what happens. @tashjoeza.bsky.social @thejessness.bsky.social @ganjananda.bsky.social looking at you ;)
Fountain pen people, want to treat myself and trying to decide between a Montblanc 149 and a Namiki Urishi as a fancy but practical pen? Have a smaller MB and a pilot custom and like both, so not sure where to go next. #fountainpens
October 8, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Fountain pen people, want to treat myself and trying to decide between a Montblanc 149 and a Namiki Urishi as a fancy but practical pen? Have a smaller MB and a pilot custom and like both, so not sure where to go next. #fountainpens
Let’s hope this is less of a trash fire than apps with sillier names
July 31, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Let’s hope this is less of a trash fire than apps with sillier names