Nick Clare
@nickclare.bsky.social
Sarcastic software engineer, cloud architect/advocate. Powered by codeine, coffee, coseyntx and clonzapam. Not to be taken seriously
Your family dogs have traditionally been terrorists towards small, anxious children, so this seems pretty on par with ;)
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Your family dogs have traditionally been terrorists towards small, anxious children, so this seems pretty on par with ;)
Lolz, I just got an email from Autodesk telling me they were going to audit me because I cancelled my Fusion license. So I guess it could be worse 😂😭
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lolz, I just got an email from Autodesk telling me they were going to audit me because I cancelled my Fusion license. So I guess it could be worse 😂😭
a man sits at a desk with papers and a green lamp that says evil
Alt: What?!
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I love sour sweets, but I wouldn’t really say they have a single “flavour”, I can’t imagine that being very good. Is it just generic fruit and lots of citric acid? :/
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I love sour sweets, but I wouldn’t really say they have a single “flavour”, I can’t imagine that being very good. Is it just generic fruit and lots of citric acid? :/
Surprised he didn’t say the illegals can like to be voting :P
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Surprised he didn’t say the illegals can like to be voting :P
Not sure specially about the tipping side that is available in SA, will have a look. Gimme a shout if you want any tech related help though, happy to help you run it ;)
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Not sure specially about the tipping side that is available in SA, will have a look. Gimme a shout if you want any tech related help though, happy to help you run it ;)
Always a good time 😂😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Always a good time 😂😂
That thing *literally* changed my life. Wish I could find one and get it working again
August 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
That thing *literally* changed my life. Wish I could find one and get it working again
Wow. I struggle to think of two drugs that have more opposite effects than those. Would be a stress inducing mistake, let’s just say
August 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Wow. I struggle to think of two drugs that have more opposite effects than those. Would be a stress inducing mistake, let’s just say
He’s on the case… just not very effectively 🥰
August 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
He’s on the case… just not very effectively 🥰
I hate it when ChatGPT… exists ;)
August 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I hate it when ChatGPT… exists ;)
I mean, obviously that’s what you wanted, seems clear to me 🤦♀️ software is terrible. I had to write a word document the other day, was pretty traumatic
August 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I mean, obviously that’s what you wanted, seems clear to me 🤦♀️ software is terrible. I had to write a word document the other day, was pretty traumatic
Nope, just a notebook from Muji. Cheap, but decent paper for fountain pens
August 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Nope, just a notebook from Muji. Cheap, but decent paper for fountain pens
This is the woke propaganda people should actually be worried about. As a professional procrastinator I won’t stand for it!
July 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is the woke propaganda people should actually be worried about. As a professional procrastinator I won’t stand for it!
It’s like they read the Dunning-Kruger paper, (obviously) didn’t understand it, and then thought “how can we harness this power to make money”, and poof! ChatGPT!
July 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It’s like they read the Dunning-Kruger paper, (obviously) didn’t understand it, and then thought “how can we harness this power to make money”, and poof! ChatGPT!
General admin. And making (any sort of) appointments. I suspect this is largely down to my particular combination of neurodiversities, it it’s still pretty astonishing the absolute terror that I feel when I need to call a (one of many) doctors, or a hairdresser, god forbid
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
General admin. And making (any sort of) appointments. I suspect this is largely down to my particular combination of neurodiversities, it it’s still pretty astonishing the absolute terror that I feel when I need to call a (one of many) doctors, or a hairdresser, god forbid
Never heard of it, but it sounds awesome. Will definitely try find it
July 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Never heard of it, but it sounds awesome. Will definitely try find it
Lol, I was totally thinking I should reply “how am I not myself”, and then I forgot 😂
July 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Lol, I was totally thinking I should reply “how am I not myself”, and then I forgot 😂
Sadly not that I can think of. My past rheumatologists might have some idea, happy to send on details but not sure they’re quite the right kind of doctor
July 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Sadly not that I can think of. My past rheumatologists might have some idea, happy to send on details but not sure they’re quite the right kind of doctor
I have a todo list that just says “make todo list”, I am doing this right?
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I have a todo list that just says “make todo list”, I am doing this right?
Umm, that doesn’t sound like a bad thing to *me* :D
June 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Umm, that doesn’t sound like a bad thing to *me* :D
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🎶 I have sore glutes and I cannot lie 🎶
June 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
🎶 I have sore glutes and I cannot lie 🎶