N Heazlewood
@nheazlewood.bsky.social
Geographer/cartographer
Ko Maunga Haumi te Maunga, Ko Mangatu te Awa, Te Aitanga a Mahaki te Iwi.
Ko Maunga Haumi te Maunga, Ko Mangatu te Awa, Te Aitanga a Mahaki te Iwi.
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Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ground control to major tom. Your wife’s on the phone. She said to stop screwing around in the basement and come upstairs for dinner.
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Still choosing the bear.
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
Bear walks off with man’s $500 chainsaw, Tennessee video shows. ‘This means war’
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Still choosing the bear.
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At a time when academics are under sustained right-wing attack, Dr Siouxsie Wiles stood up to the neoliberal regime of university management and won, but it came at a cost. If you can, please consider supporting Siouxsie, one of the most courageous scholars I know.
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
Support Dr Siouxsie After She Supported Us! | PledgeMe
Support Dr Siouxsie to recover some of the money she spent fighting her legal case to protect employees experiencing online abuse
www.pledgeme.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At a time when academics are under sustained right-wing attack, Dr Siouxsie Wiles stood up to the neoliberal regime of university management and won, but it came at a cost. If you can, please consider supporting Siouxsie, one of the most courageous scholars I know.
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...
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October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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One commenter said of this
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
YouTube video by artistwithouttalent
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
One commenter said of this
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
“
I can now peacefully die, fully sated, knowing that I, with my own eyes, have witnessed the greatest human creation that has ever existed or will ever exist.
”
So without further ado I present
youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk
September 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Executive endorsement of the benefits of geospatial technology within an organisation. Important case study from Auckland Council #gischat #GIS #Esri #Geospatial
www.linkedin.com/posts/richar...
www.linkedin.com/posts/richar...
#nzeuc #urbanplanning #smartcities #futurefocused #moderndataplatform #geospatial #nzeuc | Richard Jarrett
Data-rich mapping lets us see Auckland from every angle
From traffic flows to future planning, GeoMaps reveal the many layers of Tāmaki Makaurau today.
More than 15,000 people tap into GeoMaps ev...
www.linkedin.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Executive endorsement of the benefits of geospatial technology within an organisation. Important case study from Auckland Council #gischat #GIS #Esri #Geospatial
www.linkedin.com/posts/richar...
www.linkedin.com/posts/richar...
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So $671M for ghost ferries, and no replacements in sight. 🤦♂️
I'm also side-eying this figure, as this government has a track record of hiding details in the fine print. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
I'm also side-eying this figure, as this government has a track record of hiding details in the fine print. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
August 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So $671M for ghost ferries, and no replacements in sight. 🤦♂️
I'm also side-eying this figure, as this government has a track record of hiding details in the fine print. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
I'm also side-eying this figure, as this government has a track record of hiding details in the fine print. #nzpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Key point being (as I'm sure everyone on this thread knows) you can't argue the alternative choice was 15k more deaths & "life as normal". The alternative was 15k more deaths plus overwhelmed hospitals, a traumatized healthcare workforce, a borked economy AND months of restrictions + closures
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Key point being (as I'm sure everyone on this thread knows) you can't argue the alternative choice was 15k more deaths & "life as normal". The alternative was 15k more deaths plus overwhelmed hospitals, a traumatized healthcare workforce, a borked economy AND months of restrictions + closures
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Doxxing Ozzy Osbourne’s son and daughter in law is pretty shitty, even for the Herald.
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Doxxing Ozzy Osbourne’s son and daughter in law is pretty shitty, even for the Herald.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
June 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?
The hordes from South of the Bombays are on the march! #kikorangi
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The hordes from South of the Bombays are on the march! #kikorangi
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getting a job is now about getting your LLM to write something that the recruiter’s LLM will like. getting a degree is now about getting your LLM to write something that your marker’s LLM will like. it’s a brave new world
May 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
getting a job is now about getting your LLM to write something that the recruiter’s LLM will like. getting a degree is now about getting your LLM to write something that your marker’s LLM will like. it’s a brave new world
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Os ydych chi eisiau byw yn y Deyrnas Unedig, dylech chi siarad Cymraeg. Dyna synnwyr cyffredin.
Felly rydym yn codi gofynion iaith Gymraeg ar draws pob prif lwybr mewnfudo.
Felly rydym yn codi gofynion iaith Gymraeg ar draws pob prif lwybr mewnfudo.
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Os ydych chi eisiau byw yn y Deyrnas Unedig, dylech chi siarad Cymraeg. Dyna synnwyr cyffredin.
Felly rydym yn codi gofynion iaith Gymraeg ar draws pob prif lwybr mewnfudo.
Felly rydym yn codi gofynion iaith Gymraeg ar draws pob prif lwybr mewnfudo.
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I am excited to announce I hit 50 online sales last night! In honour of this, I'm having a giveaway - one pair of short chainmail earrings on sterling hooks, custom colours.
You just need to...
1) Live in Aotearoa NZ for cheapskate postage reasons
2) Like this post
...and go in the draw!
You just need to...
1) Live in Aotearoa NZ for cheapskate postage reasons
2) Like this post
...and go in the draw!
May 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am excited to announce I hit 50 online sales last night! In honour of this, I'm having a giveaway - one pair of short chainmail earrings on sterling hooks, custom colours.
You just need to...
1) Live in Aotearoa NZ for cheapskate postage reasons
2) Like this post
...and go in the draw!
You just need to...
1) Live in Aotearoa NZ for cheapskate postage reasons
2) Like this post
...and go in the draw!
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I send full solidarity to my Sovereign brothers and sisters of Te Pāti Māori — Aotearoa’s only Indigenous political party — who are facing disciplinary action for performing a Haka in their own House, on their own land.
May 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I send full solidarity to my Sovereign brothers and sisters of Te Pāti Māori — Aotearoa’s only Indigenous political party — who are facing disciplinary action for performing a Haka in their own House, on their own land.
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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This is really good news 🎊
"Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work."
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
"Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work."
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Research Announcements Shifting to Bluesky
Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work. Analysis by exp...
www.dailykos.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is really good news 🎊
"Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work."
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
"Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work."
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Never thought I’d say this but… GO AUSSIE YOU LITTLE BEAUTY
a group of rugby players are performing a dance in front of a crowd with a sign that says world in union
ALT: a group of rugby players are performing a dance in front of a crowd with a sign that says world in union
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Never thought I’d say this but… GO AUSSIE YOU LITTLE BEAUTY
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earwormed, now you also need to be
shake it, c'mon shake it
like a polaroid picture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv...
shake it, c'mon shake it
like a polaroid picture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv...
Outkast - Hey Ya! (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by OutkastVEVO
www.youtube.com
April 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
earwormed, now you also need to be
shake it, c'mon shake it
like a polaroid picture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv...
shake it, c'mon shake it
like a polaroid picture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv...
April 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
April 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I went to the Tate Modern yesterday. In the Rothko room with all the Serious Art Connoisseurs there was a ~5 year old kid who walked up to each painting, pointed at it and shouted 'RECTANGLE' at each one in turn, then left the room.
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What a time to be watching The Handmaids Tale for the first time…
- Canada saving American refugees
- American women have no rights
- books banned
- religious zealots running amok
- unelected people removing democracy
- dickheads with guns
What else..,
- Canada saving American refugees
- American women have no rights
- books banned
- religious zealots running amok
- unelected people removing democracy
- dickheads with guns
What else..,
April 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What a time to be watching The Handmaids Tale for the first time…
- Canada saving American refugees
- American women have no rights
- books banned
- religious zealots running amok
- unelected people removing democracy
- dickheads with guns
What else..,
- Canada saving American refugees
- American women have no rights
- books banned
- religious zealots running amok
- unelected people removing democracy
- dickheads with guns
What else..,