peter (m)
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Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble
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when I've not played any games in a while: ooohhh I miss gaming! it's so fun! why haven't I played in so long! I love it so much!
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
when I've not played any games in a while: ooohhh I miss gaming! it's so fun! why haven't I played in so long! I love it so much!
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
actually gaming: oh fuck off you fucking piece of shit, what if I threw my Switch at the window, who'd be fucking laughing then
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i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”
November 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”
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republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
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I can instantly verify any piece of information I encounter online simply by believing it to be true
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I can instantly verify any piece of information I encounter online simply by believing it to be true
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israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world
Israeli airstrikes shook Lebanon's capital, Beirut, moments after US President Biden announced that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to a ceasefire deal.
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November 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
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buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
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Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
November 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
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feels like a prime example of radicalisation on the right that they're complaining about eg. not being allowed to call trans women "males" without repercussion when even ten years ago it's just not something anyone would have done publicly, at least in the mainstream press
November 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
feels like a prime example of radicalisation on the right that they're complaining about eg. not being allowed to call trans women "males" without repercussion when even ten years ago it's just not something anyone would have done publicly, at least in the mainstream press
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
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Why can owls necks even do that? The answer is in my new research paper: “Why Can Owls Necks Even Do That”
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Why can owls necks even do that? The answer is in my new research paper: “Why Can Owls Necks Even Do That”
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i never leave home without my headphones id die
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
i never leave home without my headphones id die
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I missed my opportunity. I wanted to make a musical movie about candle making and release it around now.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I missed my opportunity. I wanted to make a musical movie about candle making and release it around now.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
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You may see these on some of our new cabinet members
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
You may see these on some of our new cabinet members
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Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.
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I hate it with a BURNING passion, it's the most embarrassing thing a person can have, have burst into tears MULTIPLE TIMES because, eg, someone had to cancel drinks because they had to work late, always passes after 5-10 minutes but it's MORTIFYING, my kingdom for some emotional regulation
Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria really screws you up - I wrote about it in my next book but I think I should have written more
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I hate it with a BURNING passion, it's the most embarrassing thing a person can have, have burst into tears MULTIPLE TIMES because, eg, someone had to cancel drinks because they had to work late, always passes after 5-10 minutes but it's MORTIFYING, my kingdom for some emotional regulation
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Make 2D animated remakes of live action classics, you cowards!
November 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Make 2D animated remakes of live action classics, you cowards!
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One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)
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If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”
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Trump handed massive tax cuts to the rich in 2017. Now he's planning even more cuts.
How are Trump and MAGA Republicans planning to pay for them?
By making it harder for millions of Americans to access Medicaid, food stamps, and other federal programs.
Trickle up economics.
How are Trump and MAGA Republicans planning to pay for them?
By making it harder for millions of Americans to access Medicaid, food stamps, and other federal programs.
Trickle up economics.
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Trump handed massive tax cuts to the rich in 2017. Now he's planning even more cuts.
How are Trump and MAGA Republicans planning to pay for them?
By making it harder for millions of Americans to access Medicaid, food stamps, and other federal programs.
Trickle up economics.
How are Trump and MAGA Republicans planning to pay for them?
By making it harder for millions of Americans to access Medicaid, food stamps, and other federal programs.
Trickle up economics.
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Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Well, now I know we made the right decisions