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Y’all. Is Obama in cryosleep with Hari Seldon or something?
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Y’all. Is Obama in cryosleep with Hari Seldon or something?
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The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"
July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
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in my city which is apparently in a state of extended military occupation due to extreme and widespread unrest a really kind sanitation worker saw me sitting out front with my kids and gave them free toy trash cans and we talked about recycling
June 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in my city which is apparently in a state of extended military occupation due to extreme and widespread unrest a really kind sanitation worker saw me sitting out front with my kids and gave them free toy trash cans and we talked about recycling
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
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To win reelection in 2029, Pope Leo needs to spend less time talking about poverty in Peru and more time focusing on the kitchen table issues that white working-class Catholics care about.
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To win reelection in 2029, Pope Leo needs to spend less time talking about poverty in Peru and more time focusing on the kitchen table issues that white working-class Catholics care about.
May 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil. He’s just a smart dude who needed therapy.
-Tico
-Tico
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil. He’s just a smart dude who needed therapy.
-Tico
-Tico
They were working on a fan in my block. Great work done by some fine folks.
Wycombe Wanderers are raising funds for the South Central Ambulance Service and St. John's Ambulance following their life-saving efforts during the medical incident at our recent fixture.
We've also donated a signed shirt to the raffle.
To donate and enter, see below 👇
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
We've also donated a signed shirt to the raffle.
To donate and enter, see below 👇
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
🤝 With the generous support of sponsors Guerrilla Chicken, WhiffAway and Home Me Mortgages, we've teamed up with Wrexham to launch fundraising raffles for South Central Ambulance Service and St John Ambulance who came to the aid of a Wrexham supporter at last week's fixture at Adams Park.
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They were working on a fan in my block. Great work done by some fine folks.
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Pritzker: Trump is lying to you
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Pritzker: Trump is lying to you
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
“We’re halfway through the show, which means it's time for Kendrick Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile”
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
Tico and I were watching "Welcome to Wrexham" a few years ago and he said
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tico and I were watching "Welcome to Wrexham" a few years ago and he said
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
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I often think about how the egg prices at the farmers market have not changed at all. weird!
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I often think about how the egg prices at the farmers market have not changed at all. weird!
Came home to a Cubs game on TV. It’s time.
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
Steve Goodman: A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request
YouTube video by cubbymark
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Came home to a Cubs game on TV. It’s time.
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
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the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
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Watching the "Homicide" with Steve Buscemi as the suspect who keeps talking about average racial IQ differences and this guy written to be the ultimate off-putting creep in the 90s really is just the average person the vice president of the United States follows in 2025.
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watching the "Homicide" with Steve Buscemi as the suspect who keeps talking about average racial IQ differences and this guy written to be the ultimate off-putting creep in the 90s really is just the average person the vice president of the United States follows in 2025.
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Can you imagine how crazy the podcast scene would’ve been back in Ancient Greece like welcome back to the cave, I’m your host Plato
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can you imagine how crazy the podcast scene would’ve been back in Ancient Greece like welcome back to the cave, I’m your host Plato
Mahomes just bundled a pick with a TD
February 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mahomes just bundled a pick with a TD
But like really. How big is that band. You’re already at 186 with the trombones and coronets. I’m assuming that the thousand reeds is an exaggeration.
Only 76 trombones?
76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones
February 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
But like really. How big is that band. You’re already at 186 with the trombones and coronets. I’m assuming that the thousand reeds is an exaggeration.
Oh no. I've reached "Cracker's Euro Trash Girl" makes me wistful years old.
February 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh no. I've reached "Cracker's Euro Trash Girl" makes me wistful years old.
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Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Opinion | For over eight years, we've heard liberals say they didn't want Trump to be president. Now, just two weeks into the Musk regime, they suddenly DO want Trump? What hypocrisy.
by Rich Lowry
by Rich Lowry
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Opinion | For over eight years, we've heard liberals say they didn't want Trump to be president. Now, just two weeks into the Musk regime, they suddenly DO want Trump? What hypocrisy.
by Rich Lowry
by Rich Lowry
I will focus on the joy here. And not the levels of rage we should be feeling here.
Okay so there's this lil kid who shielded his sister from plane crash shrapnel and woke up from brain surgery and asked if 1) his sister was okay and 2) if he'd missed the Super Bowl so I say GO BIRDS
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will focus on the joy here. And not the levels of rage we should be feeling here.
The Cubs keep calling me trying to sell me a season ticket plan. I finally had to tell them that due their owners’ political activities the money I had for season tickets is gone.
So. That happened.
So. That happened.
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The Cubs keep calling me trying to sell me a season ticket plan. I finally had to tell them that due their owners’ political activities the money I had for season tickets is gone.
So. That happened.
So. That happened.