Nel, European Vampire Gay
@nel-the.lesbian.cat
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french enby, tabletop queer, sword enthusiast
they/them
french enby, tabletop queer, sword enthusiast
they/them
Pinned
The thing you have to know about me is that I'm gorgeous
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woke is taking our beloved breakfast cereal, cheerios, and making them TRANNIOS! repost to cum in my mouth
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
woke is taking our beloved breakfast cereal, cheerios, and making them TRANNIOS! repost to cum in my mouth
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his posts are always so shockingly spot on to what Frye was saying (when you understand that to him, gay = woman = bad)
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
his posts are always so shockingly spot on to what Frye was saying (when you understand that to him, gay = woman = bad)
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🎶Character police, typeset this man.🎶
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎶Character police, typeset this man.🎶
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
Every single time I get in my car and get stuff to pull easily and adjust I feel this. I never want a car where everything is a touchscreen and I probably won't have a choice soon
The appeal of stuff like cassette futurism has morphed over the past few years for me from childhood nostalgia to a very genuine desire for tactile, reliable, functionality over flashy, futuristic aestheticism that seems to only make things more difficult
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Every single time I get in my car and get stuff to pull easily and adjust I feel this. I never want a car where everything is a touchscreen and I probably won't have a choice soon
Can I say something without everybody getting mad
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Can I say something without everybody getting mad
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BORN TO SMILE
WORLD IS A SNOW
鬼神 Hug Em All 1989
I am warm man
410,757,864,530 COZY FRIENDS
WORLD IS A SNOW
鬼神 Hug Em All 1989
I am warm man
410,757,864,530 COZY FRIENDS
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
BORN TO SMILE
WORLD IS A SNOW
鬼神 Hug Em All 1989
I am warm man
410,757,864,530 COZY FRIENDS
WORLD IS A SNOW
鬼神 Hug Em All 1989
I am warm man
410,757,864,530 COZY FRIENDS
All my roommates looked at me like I'm an idiot cause it's obvious and I have never understood someone more
okay fuck i unironically did a @mel.bzky.team. grabbed a shirt a hoodie and a big coat and went out thinking that was a good boymode
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
All my roommates looked at me like I'm an idiot cause it's obvious and I have never understood someone more
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House GOCK exits mouth as girlcock deepens
Too much time in trans spaces has ruined my brain.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
House GOCK exits mouth as girlcock deepens
okay fuck i unironically did a @mel.bzky.team. grabbed a shirt a hoodie and a big coat and went out thinking that was a good boymode
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
okay fuck i unironically did a @mel.bzky.team. grabbed a shirt a hoodie and a big coat and went out thinking that was a good boymode
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
literal first words at the meeting "so you're trans now?"
fuck
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i don't think i've posted it??? fuck therapy i'm sure it was funny af
i have an idea i'll post it after i'm back from therapy (unless therapy works i guess)
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i don't think i've posted it??? fuck therapy i'm sure it was funny af
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Started working on a tiny version of my Gate Crushers series, starting with the flag bearer.
Those epic scale minis are sooooo tiny, a real challenge to paint. Even had to use a magnifier to do my tiniest edge highlights and smallest glazes ever.
Anyway, hope you like that start, more to come ^^
Those epic scale minis are sooooo tiny, a real challenge to paint. Even had to use a magnifier to do my tiniest edge highlights and smallest glazes ever.
Anyway, hope you like that start, more to come ^^
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Started working on a tiny version of my Gate Crushers series, starting with the flag bearer.
Those epic scale minis are sooooo tiny, a real challenge to paint. Even had to use a magnifier to do my tiniest edge highlights and smallest glazes ever.
Anyway, hope you like that start, more to come ^^
Those epic scale minis are sooooo tiny, a real challenge to paint. Even had to use a magnifier to do my tiniest edge highlights and smallest glazes ever.
Anyway, hope you like that start, more to come ^^
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Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I'm not boymoding I'm boymodding.
I'm modding boys.
With estrogen.
I'm modding boys.
With estrogen.
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm not boymoding I'm boymodding.
I'm modding boys.
With estrogen.
I'm modding boys.
With estrogen.
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so unfair that when going to the vet everyone is like hiiiiiiii you're such a brave little kitty here's some petpats and treats but when i go to the doctor none of those things happen
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
so unfair that when going to the vet everyone is like hiiiiiiii you're such a brave little kitty here's some petpats and treats but when i go to the doctor none of those things happen
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conservatives are like "dear women, stop doing this" and they post an absolute goth baddie and hi please maam arf arf bark bark bark i forgot the point i was trying to make AWOOGA
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
conservatives are like "dear women, stop doing this" and they post an absolute goth baddie and hi please maam arf arf bark bark bark i forgot the point i was trying to make AWOOGA
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i am a member of that 7%
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i am a member of that 7%
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If not plush umbreon, why plush umbreon shaped?
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If not plush umbreon, why plush umbreon shaped?
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one year ago this gorgeous dyke humored me, and visited LA
since, she's been an amazing presence in my life, and i've only fallen more in love with her each time we talk
i love you, @livfreeorcry.gay, and i hope were celebrating this day for decades to come
happy anniversary, babe 💕
since, she's been an amazing presence in my life, and i've only fallen more in love with her each time we talk
i love you, @livfreeorcry.gay, and i hope were celebrating this day for decades to come
happy anniversary, babe 💕
what a cute date 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
one year ago this gorgeous dyke humored me, and visited LA
since, she's been an amazing presence in my life, and i've only fallen more in love with her each time we talk
i love you, @livfreeorcry.gay, and i hope were celebrating this day for decades to come
happy anniversary, babe 💕
since, she's been an amazing presence in my life, and i've only fallen more in love with her each time we talk
i love you, @livfreeorcry.gay, and i hope were celebrating this day for decades to come
happy anniversary, babe 💕
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In the US, Catholic sisters return Wisconsin land to Ojibwe tribe in a historic first. The Franciscan Sisters of Perpetual Adoration have transferred a lakefront property to the Lac du Flambeau Band of Lake Superior Chippewa for the same $30,000 they paid in 1966.
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For the first time, Catholic sisters return land to a Tribal nation
"This return represents more than the restoration of land — it is the restoration of balance, dignity, and our sacred connection to the places our ancestors once walked."
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November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the US, Catholic sisters return Wisconsin land to Ojibwe tribe in a historic first. The Franciscan Sisters of Perpetual Adoration have transferred a lakefront property to the Lac du Flambeau Band of Lake Superior Chippewa for the same $30,000 they paid in 1966.
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#ShareGoodNewsToo
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#ShareGoodNewsToo
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November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM