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snakeroot.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
worried about the new day T̸̮̳͍͗H̸̤̹̔̐͝E̵̋̂͜ ̵̦͔̙̀ ̵̜̎̃̅ ̴̙̉̐͘B̸̩̲̰͒̓̊Ė̶͕̘̀̐L̶̝̮͘L̴̨̬̈́O̶̫̱͝W̵̺̙̒͒̚ͅŚ̴̬̙̐ between Wednesday and Thursday... i don't love that it's called The Bellows and i don't want to report to a Labor Outpost. Ș̴̀̋͑̀T̵̞̪̱͎̄̈͂̒̀̎̈́̉͗͋͒̏̿͐͝O̴̼͈̮͌Ķ̸͉̬͔̤̹́͛͋̃E̴̡͚̭̣͇̘̱͆͆̋͑̽̌͑̆̈̿ ̴̢̪̦̭͚̜̳̃̎̒̈́͋͛̌ ̷̢̢̻͔͇͔̦̰͚̖̫͔͍̔̋͗̾́̈̾̃̽̌͑͂̓́̕ ̷̼̣̯̞̭͈̹͚̭͆̈́͛̏͗͛́́̊̋̐͑͜͝T̴̯͙̀̐̽̀̔̾͌̎͐̄́͑͘͘͠Ḧ̸͎̘́̾̆́̂̂̔͝͝͝E̷͚̳͕̐͐̅̊̆́̎͑͐̆̾̀̚͘ͅ ̷̡̛̂̀̽́́͋̀͋͠ ̶̥̪͖͔̬̝̺̗͉̼͈̪͖̐̀̀̽̓̓͌̄̇͘ ̴̹̼̋̑̓̈̋̏̕͘̕̚̚͘͠͠F̵̛̫͐̽̅̔̾̓̓͛L̴̢̢͙̳̹̬͉̯̞͓̲̓̋̅̓͒̈́͆̀͜Ą̵̡͍̪͓̬͈̭̬̗̼̝̦̈̀M̸͎̲̦̮̗̀̂͊̍͠E̷͓͓͒͊͂̓͑̂̇̈́̕͝͠͝S̷̖̜͓̰̱̺̝͍̏̓̒͑͒̾͗̍̕͝. black square looks cool though. it's weird that Satan is here ̸͉͎̤̖̠̠̟̮̲̬̀̈̈́͆̅̍͂̋͝D̷̡̨̳̭̫̗̥̬̰́͒́̑͐͘O̵̬͇͙͐̈́̔̂̿̈́̈̌̀͜N̷̥̟̅͌͆́̂͠͠'̵̧͕͍̭̈́͠Ţ̸̟̤͌̉̈́ ̶̯̿͋S̴̱̬̻͈̞̼̄̊̽̆͛̓E̸̦͊͊͛̔̌̿E̴̱̽̋̅̓̾̀͋̚ ̷͙͇͇̞̅W̷̛̙̝̬͙͓̮̻̌̓͆̉͋͐̇̓̒͜Ḧ̸̜̪͂͛Y̸͈̬͓̱̖͗̽̐̚ ̴̢͕̞̳̘͖̣̜̀̇̀͂͊͋͘T̷̨̻̺͍̜̣̘̜̣̔͛͗̋́͝Ḩ̶̧̳̮̉̃̒͒́͑̕̕A̶̛̦͕͆̑̋͂̅͑͠T̶̲̰͐͂͒̀͗̇̓̎̕'̷̫̦͉̤̟͙̦̲̈̾͛̂͒͘͜ͅS̸̰͖͈̱̞̈̾̐̿̈́̃͘͘͘͜ ̴͈͔̝̼̱̪̍̈́͆̆̌̀ͅW̷̨̨̧̧̬̬̬̝͈͒̈͆̿̈̐̊͘͠͝Ḛ̷̡̝̘̺̤́͗͂̅̏̎͑̀Į̷͍̲̤̈̔̔́̇̇̿R̷̛̞͕͈̹̻̟̠͒̎͊̌̒̄́̒̓D̸̫̮̐̇̈̚͘acking off a LOT more
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
stupiddumbmotherfuckinpiecesofshit
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
god imagine if dino girl shows up
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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bakoon.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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snakeroot.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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ketanjoshi.co
just....enjoy this
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
LA Times article: “John Carpenter has been thinking about death lately. Not in the way you imagine” The “Call the ambulance / But not for me!” meme with “Call the ambulance” replaced with “I’ve been thinking about death lately”
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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dubiousdevil.bsky.social
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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bicycleidiot.bsky.social
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
The Kirby Puckett Bar (1994-1994): Minnesota Twins' legendary outfielder, Kirby Puckett, was honored with his own candy bar--a milk chocolate bar filled with caramel and crispy rice. It was marketed as "a bundle of energy".
A white, rectangular candy bar wrapper that reads "The Kirby Puckett Bar" in red letters, with an image of the Twins' outfielder's smiling face. It reads "a Bundle of Energy" in a yellow circle
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
obviously in the top five
ganborzoi.bsky.social がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · Sep 2
常にちょっと歯が見えてる。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
You can see a little bit of my teeth.
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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kissedbythesun.bsky.social
WARNING ⚠️: Timeline Cleanser!
July 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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jdespland.bsky.social
they are blasting Hanoi Hannah at the marines in LA omfg this is so good
June 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
what
dottsky.bsky.social D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · Apr 21
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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crabman.bsky.social
New game for you all: ask google what a made-up phrase means.
The phrase "hoop hoop hoop hoop hoop" can be interpreted in a few ways. It's most likely a playful or humorous way of saying "basketball" or referring to playing basketball, as "hoops" is slang for basketball. However, it could also be a simple repetition of the word "hoop" to emphasize the circular shape of a hoop, a ring, or the hula-hoop. The phrase "making the milk sizzle" likely refers to the act of causing something, particularly a product or idea, to be exciting, interesting, or even to be very hot. It's a metaphor for creating an emotional connection or a sense of excitement around something. The word "sizzle" itself suggests a hissing sound, often associated with food cooking in a pan, and this sound is used to describe the emotional impact of a product or idea on a customer. The phrase "stringing beans for pleasant means" suggests a pleasant social activity or event, often involving family or friends, where green beans are being prepared or eaten according to the Dictionary of American Regional English.
April 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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nickkapur.bsky.social
Of the 24 busiest train stations in the world, the top 23 are all in Japan ❤️🚃🚅🚄🇯🇵
February 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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tudorcook.bsky.social
"this is fine"

British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
A medieval manuscript illustration from the British Library royal ms 20 a ii f3r. Image shows a medieval king in a green gown and wearing a crown. He is stood within a burning castle with arms in the air and a look of 'oh dear' on his face
November 16, 2024 at 11:36 AM