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Always a little awkward making small talk with the farrier while he’s working my hooves.
“You want the winter shoes?” he asks.
“Nailed it,” I say, instantly full of regret.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Never seen the Clifton Suspension Bridge looking more like a ghost.
November 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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The German police brutally assault an Irish woman protesting against Israel's genocide.

The German state is a disgrace.

It committed genocide against the Jewish people - far from its only genocide.

It forced Palestinians to pay the price, viciously silencing anyone who objects
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I have been made very aware that perhaps the least commercially sensible move an author can make in this day and age - particularly a writer unpaid by his ex-publisher - is to write a collection of short stories so of late I've been devoting my time to writing a collection of short stories.
August 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Stonehenge all red and stormy for a hot midsummer’s day.

#SummerSolstice #Midsummer
#Solstice #Stonehenge
#Linocut #Printmaking
June 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Off socials, but had to come back to pay tribute to these two. Can’t think of many others who have given me as much joy and delight as them. Two bona fide geniuses, who despite troubled personal lives, were sonic revolutionaries, fearlessly forging new paths as others scoffed. Immortal.
June 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
March 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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they should invent transcripts for audiobooks
March 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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me: your feet smell minty

her: i was diagnosed with tic tac toe
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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#31GreatWomenMusicians

Day 5: Cait O'Riordan from The Pogues

I’m A Man You Don’t Meet Every Day.

youtu.be/Y3bsBZVoQoA?...
Cait O'Riordan - "I'm a Man You Don't Meet Every Day"
YouTube video by John Rokosny
youtu.be
March 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups
March 15, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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If he catches the road runner, plucks the carcass, and cuts off the inedible parts, what's
left is basically a single McNugget worth of meat. Not a good use of the coyote's time.
March 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Please RT: I was run over by a taxi on the north junction of London Bridge (in front of the Wolseley City) around 5.45pm this evening. Knocked off my bike.

There were a lot of witnesses. If you saw it, please get in touch.
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I did say "possibly".
January 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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ever since the bunnymen acc posted it ive been watching this performance of gods will be gods daily,,,, i swear im like that bunny watching the sensory dancing veggies i love everything about this
Echo & The Bunnymen - Gods will be Gods - Live French TV
YouTube video by Francisco Farinha
youtu.be
January 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Val Kilmer on meeting Bob Dylan, who just kept bugging him to do lines from Tombstone:
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Still better, and worse.
January 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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BUTT GOAL
December 4, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Sicillian: I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the half-full cup in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it so I can clearly not choose the half-empty cup in front of me
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Clara Schumann: Only in music could I express my longing for my half empty cup to be full again.
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Jane Austen: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single cup of good china is in want of tea.
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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I think he should be onside because it’s more fun
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Shocking if true.
November 21, 2024 at 11:28 AM